Song Parodies -> When I Fake My 'oohs' Tonight
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "When I Fake My 'oohs' Tonight" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i've no zip...i'm unprepared
i ain't loose...not not at all
i've no goosebumps on my skin
but it does no good to stall
so i simply will abide
i don't want to start a fight
hope it doesn't take much time
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
i'll appear to play along
tell you that it feels so grand
even bellow as we wallow
though tonight i feel so bland
i will bray and carry on
twist my torso left and right
i will scratch and wheeze and moan
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
i can tell, for me, you long
so i'll do as you demand
here's my body...you may borrow
but my mind has other plans
though my interest may be gone
you will think i feel delight
by my sexy purring tones
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
i ain't loose...not not at all
i've no goosebumps on my skin
but it does no good to stall
so i simply will abide
i don't want to start a fight
hope it doesn't take much time
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
i'll appear to play along
tell you that it feels so grand
even bellow as we wallow
though tonight i feel so bland
i will bray and carry on
twist my torso left and right
i will scratch and wheeze and moan
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
i can tell, for me, you long
so i'll do as you demand
here's my body...you may borrow
but my mind has other plans
though my interest may be gone
you will think i feel delight
by my sexy purring tones
when i fake my "oohs" tonight
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I hate this parody! It totally stinks!
I was just faking my displeasure, Alvin. It's great.
Sometimes a fake "Oh' is better than none at all...
Oh! ...I get it! Funny and well done, as always...but you can't fake "hard" numbers....so... fffffffiiiiiiiIIIIIIVVVVVESSSSSS... [here they come!]
I was gonna make a bad pun about her faking 'oohs' as easier than him faking 'ooze', but I won't... ;-) Good one Alvin.
with all that bellowing and wallowing it would be pretty hard to pick the fake oohs - great title sub, alvin! - 555
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I had a lot to say about this, all of which is probably way TMI, so I'll just leave some fives and a towel.
thanks michael (and yer twin) AFW TJC merry stuart lionel and red ant
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