Song Parodies -> Me and Boobies Make Three
| Original Song Title: | "Me and Bobby McGee" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Me and Boobies Make Three" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Busted, forty double D's, heatin' up my brain
Feelin' real inflated in my jeans
Boobies, hers, are right uptown, and meant to entertain
Takes me back when I was in my teens
Shakes her long blonde curls and says, hello, my name is Anna
Has me breathin' hard, I'm fightin' to be cool
With those puppies pinkin' my mind sticks
In park, I'm thinkin' Motel Six
I hear myself say, "Hi there, have a stool"
Freein' them's my goal, oh Lord,
Those foxy forty "Two's"
And nothin', I say nothin's stoppin' me
Feelin' them'll please me, Lord,
I'll mellow her with booze
And maybe we'll pair up, eventually
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
Hope the rollin' dice are lucky, bet this gal is horny fun
Boobies send a fire to my soul
Standin' right beside her now, she brushed my arm with one
It's all that I can do to keep control
Up close to her, I'm leanin' Lord, can't let her slip away
Hope she's lookin' for some love, and I'm her kind
I wanna wake up late tomorrow with a smile of yesterday
Holdin' her sweet boobies, soft and fine
Freein' them's my goal, oh Lord
Her foxy forty "Two's"
And nothin' I say nothin's stoppin' me
Feelin' them'll please me, Lord
I'll mellow her with booze
And maybe we'll pair up, eventually
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
Feelin' real inflated in my jeans
Boobies, hers, are right uptown, and meant to entertain
Takes me back when I was in my teens
Shakes her long blonde curls and says, hello, my name is Anna
Has me breathin' hard, I'm fightin' to be cool
With those puppies pinkin' my mind sticks
In park, I'm thinkin' Motel Six
I hear myself say, "Hi there, have a stool"
Freein' them's my goal, oh Lord,
Those foxy forty "Two's"
And nothin', I say nothin's stoppin' me
Feelin' them'll please me, Lord,
I'll mellow her with booze
And maybe we'll pair up, eventually
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
Hope the rollin' dice are lucky, bet this gal is horny fun
Boobies send a fire to my soul
Standin' right beside her now, she brushed my arm with one
It's all that I can do to keep control
Up close to her, I'm leanin' Lord, can't let her slip away
Hope she's lookin' for some love, and I'm her kind
I wanna wake up late tomorrow with a smile of yesterday
Holdin' her sweet boobies, soft and fine
Freein' them's my goal, oh Lord
Her foxy forty "Two's"
And nothin' I say nothin's stoppin' me
Feelin' them'll please me, Lord
I'll mellow her with booze
And maybe we'll pair up, eventually
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
A cozy threesome,
Me and Boobies Make Three
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brilliant
LOL! The "Motel Six" line reminds me--true story: my wife and I were travelling to a trade show and stopped for the night (Saturday night around 11:30) at a Motel Six in Delaware. As we were checking in, the guard (yes they had a guard) came in and said "there's a woman in room 212, every half an hour, another guy comes in to the room. What should we do about it?" The person behind the counter said--with a straight face--"get a comission!" Needless to say, we turned right around and found another hotel!
Thanks, alvin, and MasonR
Can't wait for the video. But, you're gonna have to film it with a wide-angle lens. Very funny, AFW. 555
Thanks, Rick C. snappy comment...and Merry Christmas to all
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