Song Parodies -> Help Makeover Trudy Knight
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Help Makeover Trudy Knight" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Take'n ribbin's from my friends,
Cuz my girl is so uglee..
Her face looks like used "Depends"
Dogs just vomit when they see
Sagging boobs hang down her leg
When we're bowling, it's a sight
Extreme Makeover, I beg...
Help Makeover Trudy Knight
I don't care how long it takes,
Hope you won't say that you can't
She would terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!
She's got zits on top of zits,
Little children flee in fright
With a glance she turns milk sour,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
I don't care how long it takes
Please don't tell me that you can't
She can terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!
She's got zits on top of zits
Little children scream in fright
With a glance she sours milk,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
Cuz my girl is so uglee..
Her face looks like used "Depends"
Dogs just vomit when they see
Sagging boobs hang down her leg
When we're bowling, it's a sight
Extreme Makeover, I beg...
Help Makeover Trudy Knight
I don't care how long it takes,
Hope you won't say that you can't
She would terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!
She's got zits on top of zits,
Little children flee in fright
With a glance she turns milk sour,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
I don't care how long it takes
Please don't tell me that you can't
She can terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!
She's got zits on top of zits
Little children scream in fright
With a glance she sours milk,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
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Lovely rewrite, er umm, nice job.
a tender tribute to be sure...looks like trudy got in here and voted..5s
I'm not sure who Trudy Knight i, but then, I don't watch much TV. This was pretty funny anyway. All 5's.
Thanks All...Actually Trudy Knight is just a made up name to sound like last part of the original..
maybe, but I liked alvin's explanation better - just kidding - funny twist on the OS AFW - 555
Thanks, Stuart...yeah, maybe Trudy is one of the "1"..s gang...
My mate is called Trudy Knight, I think this is a bit rough, she is just about todo a charity desert run and I was looking for her web page hope she will not find this... but she will more than likley find it funny . She is a bit mad!!!
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