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Song Parodies -> "Help Makeover Trudy Knight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Makeover Trudy Knight"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Take'n ribbin's from my friends,
Cuz my girl is so uglee..
Her face looks like used "Depends"
Dogs just vomit when they see

Sagging boobs hang down her leg
When we're bowling, it's a sight
Extreme Makeover, I beg...
Help Makeover Trudy Knight

I don't care how long it takes,
Hope you won't say that you can't
She would terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!

She's got zits on top of zits,
Little children flee in fright
With a glance she turns milk sour,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!

I don't care how long it takes
Please don't tell me that you can't
She can terrify the Devil...
Lord, she needs a head transplant!

She's got zits on top of zits
Little children scream in fright
With a glance she sours milk,
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!
Help Makeover Trudy Knight!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely rewrite, er umm, nice job.
alvin rhodes - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
a tender tribute to be sure...looks like trudy got in here and voted..5s
Billy Boyd - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not sure who Trudy Knight i, but then, I don't watch much TV. This was pretty funny anyway. All 5's.
AFW - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks All...Actually Trudy Knight is just a made up name to sound like last part of the original..
Stuart McArthur - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
maybe, but I liked alvin's explanation better - just kidding - funny twist on the OS AFW - 555
AFW - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...yeah, maybe Trudy is one of the "1"..s gang...
GB - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
My mate is called Trudy Knight, I think this is a bit rough, she is just about todo a charity desert run and I was looking for her web page hope she will not find this... but she will more than likley find it funny . She is a bit mad!!!

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