The quacks have taken all my dough
And left me with this wrinkly dome
Lookin' like a funny ol' baboon
And now I'll lose the plot
They've left me lookin' less than hot
I'm now like a funny ol' baboon

Gave them, gave them, gave them lots of G's
I had a big fat schnozzle, enough to make three
I don't want one like a slab of brie
In this glass, don't want to be
Gazin' at a funny ol' baboon
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time

My girlfriend's run off, where's the bar
She said my head looks like a car
Can't decide if Citroen, Ford or Audi
But she made it clear
Leavin' with an ice cold sneer
She don't want a funny ol' baboon

Watch me, watch me, watch me wail away
I've got me two wet eyeballs like a waterway
I don't want them to be watery
In this glass, don't want to be
Gazin' at a funny ol' baboon
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time

Ah, gave them, gave them, gave them lots of G's
I had a big fat schnozzle, enough to make three
I don't want one like a slab of brie
In this glass, don't want to be
Gazin' at a funny ol' baboon
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time
It's a bummer time