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Song Parodies -> "Cellulite Heroes"

Original Song Title:

"Celluloid Heroes"

Original Performer:

Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Cellulite Heroes"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Everybody's too fat now
Every weight is too far
everybodys unhealthy
it doesnt matter if you are

There are snacks in every kitchen
too many people over eat
and if you stand up strait for too long
you wont ever once see your feet

Dont step on dogs or cats now
as you walk down the bulivard
you would travel by car now
but theyre all too small

and they tell you to increase your fitness
but you pant and lag and moan
so you turn your back on workin
'cause you cant leave food alone

You cant see down too far as you walk outside to your own back yard
You never excercise, you just sit around and eat too much
refuse to work will not suffer nor struggle in pain
cant be deleated, food you need ev'ry day

You cannot run fast though
you are very much alive
you walk to every place needed
cause your car's too small to drive

avoid eating your daily food source
so for lunch its just a can of Sprite
and 18 snacks to hold for dinner
yeah, eating's almost all your life

There's no food in your garbage
Colonial Sanders really cooks in style
and then you eat 700 cookies
and you think that youre on a diet

you cant see your erection
your gut sticks out too much
havent got a girl in so many years
youre eating lots of fat, thats not good

You cant see down too far as you walk outside to your own back yard
You never excercise, you just sit around and eat too much
refuse to work will not suffer nor struggle in pain
cant be deleated, food you need ev'ry day

Everybody's too fat now
Every weight is too far
everybodys unhealthy
it doesnt matter if you are

And if weight loss's successful
Be always on your guard
over eating is a real big danger
'cause the scale dont go up that far

I wish my life was a non-stop Chocolate loli-pop
a fantasy for some Cellulite villians and heroes
Because Cellulite heroes never wanna feel pain
and cellulite heroes, at a young age will die

You cant see down too far as you walk outside to your own back yard
You never excercise, you just sit around and eat too much
refuse to work will not suffer nor struggle in pain
cant be deleated, food you need ev'ry day

Because Cellulite heroes never wanna feel pain
and cellulite heroes, at a young age will die

I wish my life was a non-stop Chocolate candy bar
a fantasy for some Cellulite villians and heroes
Because Cellulite heroes never wanna feel pain
and cellulite heroes, at a young age will die
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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