Song Parodies -> Bell Boy

Original Song Title:

"Cow Boy"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bell Boy"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

Well, I'm a pickin' up the luggage and I'm headin' upstairs
Where the guests act like they are multimillionaires.
Find the room down the hall. Drop her stuff.
Then I ask for a tip, better gimme enough.

And I'm a...gonna go help another guest.
I am better than best. This work is no test.
By the door, I wait still, saying, "Enjoy your stay."
I'm gone by night, but I'm back by day.

Get the keys from the one. One of the stars.
Park his car in the lot with all the nice cars.
Drive until I find a...I find a spot
Away from all the other cars in the lot.

Deliver room service to all who want food now.
I'm expecting a tip, so please don't be rude, pal.
Step out, and see the real hotel, boy.
And I'm heading inside, sucka'...cause I wanna be a...

Bellboy, baby.
With his shirt tucked in and his hair combed back.
Bellboy, baby.
Help this person with their backpack...
(I wanna be a...)Bellboy, baby.
Take the stairs. Elevators broke.
Bellboy, baby.
Been at the hotel ever since I awoke.

I bet you'll hear the bell ringing when somebody needs help.
It goes (...ringing...), like bells on a cow.
I've worked here for a twelve-year span.
I was a boy, but now I'm a man.

Long tours and chores. All work, no play.
Grab a mop, clean the floors, working here all day.
And if you need service, you'll see me jump up for joy.
I will help you out. Just know, that's why I'm called a...

Bellboy, baby.
With his shirt tucked in and his hair combed back.
Bellboy, baby.
Help this person with their backpack...
(I wanna be a...)Bellboy, baby.
Take the stairs. Elevators broke.
Bellboy, baby.
Been at the hotel ever since I awoke.

Yeah...I rock, and you can see it's true.
Pushing room service trays across floor thirty-two.
See them slip me a ten, asking for a nice treat.
And say, "How 'bout this one? It's our finest suite."

I've been here for so long, I want higher pays.
"Wanna bet?" says my boss. It's a toss for a raise.
And remorse for the one who slips on this clean floor.
I just waxed it today. Does it need more?

Eleven...guests just entered heaven.
Now where's the set of keys for room thirty-seven.
We're all winners. We're discipliners.
I don't want to teach trainees to be sinners.

Why they wanna fire me?
Took my pride, and called security.
I'm not a bum, I'm just a regular mocker.
If I lose my job, I'm gonna become a stalker.

Stare like a gawker. Chase you all day.
My only words to you are, "Please let me stay."
Now I'm glad that I got this issue off my chest.
They finally recognized me as being the best.

Bellboy, baby.
With his shirt tucked in and his hair combed back.
Bellboy, baby.
Help this person with their backpack...
(I wanna be a...)Bellboy, baby.
Take the stairs. Elevators broke.
Bellboy, baby.
Been at the hotel ever since I awoke.

Bellboy
With his shirt tucked in and his hair combed back.
Bellboy
With his shirt tucked in and his hair combed back.
Bellboy.......................
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DarkJon64 - February 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice!! I don't usually comment on parodies, but this one is one of my favories! Really kept the style of the original song, and the whole thing kept me interested.

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