Laura, help us straighten out your husband
Laura, you could make him understand
He's obssessed with weapons of mass destruction
Now, he wants to pick on poor Iran
Him and Cheney seem to have this complex
Bullyin' the world an awful lot
I believe he craves more action on the mattress
So, just give him what he needs, that he ain't got
Oh yes, give the guy more sexual satisfaction
Dress up in a naughty negligee real hot
Sure, he's a christi-an, but you know he's still a man
So, give him what he needs that he ain't got..

Laura, you could learn from Ms. Lewinsky
Laura, Can't you tell he just wants laid?
Go downtown and buy some Cuban cigars
The Oval office, late at night, invade
Laura, you may be our last salvation
To accomplish what the whole world thinks a lot
And that is "Screw George Bush, the free world leader
Just give him what he needs that he ain't got
If you can't spare the time, please find a hooker
I am sure in Washington, there are a lot
Who'd love to screw George Bush, the free world leader
And give him what he needs that he ain't got
Laura, give him what he needs that he ain't got
Laura, he sure needs a lot..