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Song Parodies -> "Boobies, Don't Take Them Into Town"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Boobies, Don't Take Them Into Town"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She scrubbed up in the tub
And put a saddle on the mare
"Newbies" she's got triple "D"
I bought her a nice pair
I had to farm ten acres more
To make the payment down
On Boobies,
Don't take 'em into town..

She promised me I was the one
She wanted big ones for
I got my willie shot off when
They made me go to war
Though now, I'm not the kind of man
She'd like me to be
Her Boobies,
Don't need no company..

It's true I'm like a mannequin
With nothin' in between
But, I still give her love with some good vibrations
She knows what I mean
On Sundays, all the guys in church,
Like hound dogs, sniff around
Those Boobies,
Don't Take 'em In To Town..

She's leavin' now, cause I just heard
The hoof beats of her horse
When she comes back, I won't be here,
But, she'll show no remorse
They'll find me where I drop the gun
And plant me in the ground
Oh, Boobies,
She took 'em in to town

My Boobies,
She took 'em in to town...


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carol - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
good job and well done. 5's
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
this is an absolute scream..5s plus
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
They sure must be some special boobies, if'n she can leave 'em at home! :-) This was priceless, dude (unlike the boobies, which prob'ly cost a bomb) 555
AFW - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol, alvin, and Kristof...funny comment..
Peter Anderson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
For a parody like this the scales should not be from 1-5, but from A-E.
Bob Gomez - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
"It's true I'm like a mannequin With nothin' in between"--great stuff, AirFarce.
AFW - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, and Bob...appreciate your votes and comments
stuart mcarthur - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious, AFW - 555
MrMacphisto - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mammories... 5-5-5
AFW - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, and MrMac

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