-> "Traits of the Guy Who Should Give Me a Ring"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"Traits of the Guy Who Should Give Me a Ring"
The Lyrics
He loves cute noses; with blondes he is smitten
If he's a porn addict he should be quittin'
Much love for Potter and Middle Earth things
Traits of a guy who should buy me a ring
Prefers a great dane to fluffy white poodles
Loves me though I'm stained with sauce from my noodles
Chases away bugs and bees that might sting
I wish this dreamy guy'd give me a ring
Once an 'A' student in really hard classes
Looks like Vin Diesel through rose colored glasses
Cute when he's angry; treats me like a queen
Oh, how I'll smile if he gave me a ring
Lets me win fights
Flowers he brings
Breath that's not too bad
And if this sweet guy would just give me a ring
Nothing would make me more glad
Giving all 5s to the songs that I've written
When he fights vampires he never gets bitten
Into commitment, not just one night flings
I really want him to give me a ring
Got class and charm, the whole kit and caboodle
Writes "Arwen's Sexy" whenever he doodles
Always forgives when I'm a ding-a-ling
He's just the guy who should give me a ring
Loves to go swimming, but he never splashes
I'm feeling hungry, to the store he dashes
He thinks I'm cuter than all living things
Someday I'll find him; he'll give me a ring
Lumberjack might
Swoons when I sing
Likes my Mom and Dad
And if he is rich 'long with all of these things
Well that wouldn't be so bad
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