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Song Parodies -> "Stooges Three"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Julie Andrews & Co

Parody Song Title:

"Stooges Three"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

They say all men like the Stooges and women don't. That's like saying all women like "The Sound of Music" and men don't. We'll see.

Let's start with some very big grinning
An idiot place to start
When you cry you begin with tragedy
When you laugh you begin with Stooges three

Stooges Three, Stooges three
The big pie fights in every movie
Stooges three, Stooges three

Moe, Larry, Curley, Shemp, and Joe
Let's see if I can add some hist'ry

Moe, a dolt, a mop hair dolt
Larry plays the violin
Curley kicked it way too young
Shemp, a brother filling in
Next came Besser, drawing jeers
Then DiRito- "Curley Joe"
Slapstick for their whole careers
Which was managed all by Moe

(Junior Knuckleheads repeat)

Moe, Larry, Curley, Shemp, and Curley Joe


Now morons, the Stooges three and so on
Are only the fools we use to build a skit
Once you have these fools bopping heads
You can make a dozen films by mixing up gags
Like this:

Moe poke eyes pliers grab nose
Can you do that?


Child pokes eyes bop kid in nose (kid cries)


That's it! Now you know why we laugh!


Kid slaps face says "Woo-woo-woo"


Now let's put it all together!

Moe, Larry, Curley, Shemp, and Joe



(Brigitta, holding her face)

But it sounds painful!


So we put in sound effects! The more ridiculous, the better!

When a pipe falls on your head
Put in anvil sounds instead!


When a pipe falls on your head
Put in anvil sounds instead!


Clang!, an anvil on the head
Sproing!, a bedspring in your butt
Yoink!, a finger in the eye
Whoom!, thick lumber in the gut
Schpritz!, some seltzer in the pants
Thud!, a barbell on your toe
Yow! A hot seat makes you dance
Which is usually caused by Moe

Moe, Larry, Curley, Shemp, and Joe!

(Ambulance arrives, song ends)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Johnny D - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, a FIVES-guy, eh? Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Steve K. - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
How do you solve a problem like the Stooges? Create a great parody like this, of course. By the way, I have already confessed, on this site, that I like The Sound Of Music.
Arwen - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I realize that I'm late...but how has this not gotten more votes? Great job, Rick! 5s...
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't like the pacing of the chorus at first, but everything else makes up for it. Hi-5's again for Rick!
Tim Hall - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody of the Stooges. When I lived in Chicago around 1995, I saw Victor Victoria with Julie Andrews, not aware that it would be one of her last performances before throat surgery.
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
best one i've read today...i have been to the final resting places of moe, larry, curly and shemp..
David Chrenko - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't stand it any longer, Rick! WHO was throwing those 5s?!!
Jack Wilson - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nyuk nuyk nyuk Im soitenly giving this three fives
Rick D - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari just informed me that the last stooge was named Joe De Rita, but I was so brainwashed by the "Guy" who's name is above me on the parody list, I wixed the mords. Sorry If anyone thought Guy DiRito was a stooge,
... - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! I give you fives! Just out of curiosity, who gave all ones and why did they do it? >:(
Jan Unwin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah...who's the wise guy who gave this ones? I love this and I love the stooges. I'm in the progress of writing "Hey Stooge" to "Hey Jude", but can't get a few things to fit right.
Guy - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually met Joe DeRita when I was a kid along with Moe and Larry. He's no relation and neither is the corn chips. Nice job Rick.
Rick D - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
We all get one's. I thought we might get less now that the top ten has gone away, but it probably just means less overall voting. I say better read than ignored.
ellipsis - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, but I still think 1-1-1 is a dishonest vote. I'd like to beat the ____ out of that creep!

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