-> "Those Who, Perhaps, Shouldn't Vote"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Those Who, Perhaps, Shouldn't Vote"
As I look forward to polls in November
I’m worried a-bout some voting class members
These are some people who don’t float my boat
Maybe they shouldn’t be all-owed to vote
Watchers of “Jersey Shore” have broken noodles
As do those folks who match clothes with their poodles
Girls who think “Twilight” is awesome reading
I’m not so sure that they should be voting
Anyone wearing those horrible toe shoes
Guys who make TV shows for Honey Boo Boos
If you choose Coke over Pepsi, drinking
Voting might not be for you, I’m thinking
Mullet hair cut?
Hammer pants, too?
A Tim Tebow fan?
My ultimate goal’s to keep you from voting
I’ll try any way I can!
If Dog the Bounty Hunter is your idol
If your fav’rite CSI’s Sara Sidle
I don’t know how your brain waves stay afloat
But, if you please, I don't want you to vote
If you love music made by One Direction
Or have a creepy old earwax collection
Your new tattoo features a Ke$ha quote?
I’ve now decided that you shouldn’t vote
If in the break room you shake your head, “Oh great,
What’s the diff’rence between a red and blue state?
I’ve never known, although I’m fifty-two.”
Don’t bother voting, I’m begging of you!
If you’re clueless
If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather that
You don’t pick a Prez for me!
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