-> "Thoroughly Hardened Art'ries"
Original Song Title:
"Thoroughly Modern Millie"
Parody Song Title:
"Thoroughly Hardened Art'ries"
There are veins, causing pains
Getting bad 'cause they're the mains
That run all through the body that's human
What we think is pasty, tasty and delicious
Is really doing something that quite vicious
And the fact is
Everything inside is thoroughly hardened
From all the cholesterol
Everything inside is starting to clog
Soon have heart arrest 'n all
It's thought, that any food
That many stuff down
Is just what's paying
The bypass doctors in your town
In a restaurant the world is so cozy
If the food's delici-ous
And that giant scone they said was too rich
Now seems quite nutriti-ous
Gulp down that marbled steak
That's torn from a cow
And eat the lard cause here comes
Thoroughly hardened art'tries now
Everything inside it thoroughly hardened
Grab another pizza pie
Everything inside is starting to close
Eat another greasy fry
It's all preventable
But 'Mericans don't
What we're forgetting is
When folks say they will, they wont
Have you seen the way they smoke in the movies?
Product placement bribery
Clogging lungs and making cancers all grow
Coughing in the "libery"
Goodbye, good EKG's- your wife's a wi-dow
Won't beat the reaper here comes
Thoroughly hardened art'ries now
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