Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Wood shop"

Original Song Title:

"Woodstock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Wood shop"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I thought I put this on years ago, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
WOODSHOP

Well I came upon a grove of oak, they were standing along the road
And I asked them are you done growing? This they told me
Said We're floating down to the sawmill, getting' cut up into a band stand
Got to build things on the land, you need a whole tree

We are sawdust, We are oaken
We are hundred year old carbon
And we're gonna be some shelves, shed for a garden

Well than can I have some firewood? I have come to gather logs
So I can cook hot dogs with something burning
Cause baby, it's so cold this year, and maybe it that time to plan
And I need to warm that spam and that pork is turning

We are sawdust, We are oaken
We are hundred year old carbon
And we're gonna be some shelves, shed for a garden

So I took him to the woodshed, all those logs were very long
And a cabinet I built strong while on my vacation
And I used my saws and drills and my planes, making sure it was two-ply
Hoping that if someone would buy- appreciation

We are sawdust, We are oaken
And this thing is quite a bargain
And we're gonna be some shelves, shed for a garden

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Paul Robinson - September 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Wonderful job, Rick. Funny and paces perfectly to Ms. Mitchell epic OS. 5's.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jonimitchell26.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 211