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Song Parodies -> "Big Yellow Maxi"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Big Yellow Maxi"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
It’s a pink clamshell, a slow leak
And a stingin’ hot spot
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot

New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad

I took all my shorts
And everything else off my bottom
Then I did the laundry
And did everything to unspot ‘em
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot

New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad

Hey, doctor doctor
Why the heck’s my wee-wee free, now
Makin’ spots on my undies
And making my sheets wet to the knees
Freeze!
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot

New-pad, pad, pad, pad
New-pad, pad, pad, pad

Though not right
I got a simple plan
And a big yellow maxi
Goes right into the garbage can
Boy, I always have to go
And I never seem to be near a john
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot
I pierced pubic lips
And pal, I sure pee a lot


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McKludge - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
ha ha ha eeeeeeew ha ha ha
John Barry - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Grossly funny.
Barry Wilson JR. - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Didn't Counting Crows do this song? Or do they not count? Oh well, oh just watch a Crow fly and hand out 555 samples of pads.
PMS - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Urine fine form today. Big improvement over the OS, too.
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO! One of today's best...

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