"Fun-day Sunday" at the fair
It seemed there wasn't too much there
Rides they had in disrepair
I eyed them with dismay
They said it was for a good cause
That roller coaster gave me pause
I went in there despite the flaws
And still I had to pay

I've seen the place from both rides now
Went up and down and still somehow
This park's attractions are so small
My money's not well spent ---at all

Forlorn the worn-out ferris wheel
Got dizzy riding creaking steel
The thrills somehow just lacked appeal
No better than a Schwinn
The guy that ran the ride looked pissed
He yelled at children, spat and hissed
I think his name's on Megan's list
He also smelled of gin

I've sat on scum from both rides now
Went round and round and still somehow
This park's attractions are so small
My money's not well spent----at all

Circus jerks were all around
Making my big migraine pound
The crowd was loud, a horrid sound
A really crappy day
I longed to leave right then and there
I couldn't find a bench or chair
But with my kids I didn't dare
I told them they could stay

I've seen this dump from both rides now
Went up and down and still somehow
My brains' distractions aren't so small
My money's not well spent----at all

I've risked my life on both rides now
A dozen times and still somehow
I think I'd rather brave the mall
And maybe not have spent—it all