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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

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Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Here comes that constipation
I'm sittin' here six times
Causing me consternation
Who knows what's wrong behind?

I ate some beans and cheeses
For dinner yesterday
This morning I yelled "Jesus!"
My gut pain won't go away
And I feel I got to go
I grunt so long, that gasket almost blows
But I only just spew gas
I look downward, not a thing
Oh boy, it stings I got a burnin' end
I want a new ass

Ex-lax and baking soda
Still sittin' on the can
Good thing I have my Reader's Digest
And a good fan

Butt, I'll give you one more chance here
I better see something that's brown
You don't know who you're messing
With, you better get it down
I'm speaking to a sphincter, now
Can't make it more distincter, now
I'm not relievin'
Tomorrow I just might explode
And I'll take with me this damn commode
And we'll blow sky high
And I'll be leavin'

There goes that constipation
I think I'm gonna cry
Time for evacuation
My nose, my butt, oh my!.


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