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Song Parodies -> "San Clinton"

Original Song Title:

"San Quentin"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"San Clinton"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Lest anyone think I have a vendetta against the current commander-in-chief, here's one I did several years ago about his poor excuse for a predecessor:
San Clinton, you've been living hell to me
I've been your hostage since 1993
I've seen scandals come and go, I've seen babies die
And long ago I stopped asking why

San Clinton, I hate every inch of you.
And what's more, I hate your husband too!
By the time you're done, I'll be a Republican
Stupid congressmen, why can't you understand?

San Clinton, what good do you think you do?
Will this country be any better when you're through?
You have no heart and mind and you lost your soul,
Your bad morals turn my blood a little cold.

San Clinton, may you rot and burn in hell.
May you get impeached and may I live to tell.
May all the world regret you ever stood.
And gave our taxes to Planned Parenthood

San Clinton, you've been livin' hell to me.
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Guy - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it! Sure hope she never decides to run for a third term. We can't kick her behind enough I say. Well done Michael.
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Bill would probably laugh at this, even though it's completely wrong. Hillary would not, although her sense of humor has gotten better. Third term? Well, she'll only be 65 in 2012, and it's not like there's a maximum age for Senators! Oh, you meant in 2008? Well, there's the little matter of the Democratic nomination not being open that year.
Joe Mackela - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You got that right Michael. You got that right. I often ask people what what they think was so good about Clinton. They say he did such great things for us. He took from the rich and gave to the poor. My answer to that is this. I ask them where the money came from that he gave to the supposed poor. Did it come out of Clintons pocket or your pocket. After that they want to end the conservation. This goes to show you the mentality of Clinton supporters. I wish there were more people that understood what Clinton really did.
Terry Archibald - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
After her unsuccessful attempt to be President, I only looked up the song because a Springfield Illinois oldies station actually played this as an authentic Johnny Cash song. And I knew it wasn't so I searched for it....very very funny now.

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