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Song Parodies -> "Barfin' Kitty Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Barfin' Kitty Blues"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I hear that cat a-pukin’
He’s pukin’ on my bed
And if I catch that bugger
That cat is dead
I got a barfin’ kitty
And he keeps spewin’ on
He’s a pain, keep on cleanin’
Until that mess is gone

When he was just a kitten
My daughter said “How cute!”
Always be a good pet
Till I looked in my boot
Then I tossed him from the window
Just to watch him fly
When I hear those chunks a-blowin’
I kiss a towel goodbye

He’s always rich food eatin’
In a fancy feastin’ can
He never eats those crunchies
Or that leftover Spam
And I know that back it’s comin’
A big hairball for me
If I killed I’d be a movin’
And so I’m on my knee

Well, if that cat would just stop horkin’
And stopped eatin’ like a hog
I bet I’d like him so much better
Least he ain’t a dog
I’ll take barfin’ kitty
Than barkin’ ev’ry day
So I guess I’ll clean that carpet
Wipe the stains away

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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McKludge - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hrrrrrk! Aaauuwwwkk! Ptui! I left some hairy, smelly 5s on the floor for you.
Royce Miller - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
"Least he ain't a dog"?? Oh come on, Rick, you know dogs rule. Good parody, a person who has been around a cat understands--regrettably.
Suzy Que - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Now this is something I can relate to! Its really something when you get up in the middle of the night & put your hand on one of those wet things!!!
2Eagle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You can't live with them and you can't live without them - well put.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Be glad it's only barf. I had a cat who left worse things on the bed!
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
More great (fe)lines than you can shake a kit at!
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Disgustingly funny.... 5-5-5
PMS - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
A litter-ary masterpiece
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Must've been the rare Scottish Haggis-Cat.
Kat Baloo - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Everyone knows that CATS rule and dogs drool. Double Eagle - I think it goes you can't live with 'em so you may as well shoot 'em. All in all Rick it's not bad - look on the bright side - it could have been a CATastrophic.

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