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Song Parodies -> "You're Sixteen (Uh-oh)"

Original Song Title:

"You're Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Johnny Burnette

Parody Song Title:

"You're Sixteen (Uh-oh)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I always thought this song was a bit weird, just made it weirder.
You came on like a slut
All boobs and butt
Gave me the old bump and grind
You're sixteen, you're jailbait, I'm confined

When you came on to me
You flashed that I.D
Birth year was not on my mind
You're sixteen, you're jailbait, I'm confined

Still a baby, ears still wet
I was a fool on the night we met
You touched me there, I could not stop
Ooh, met your dad, who was a cop

You walked out of that school
And into my car
Boy, was I ever so blind
You're sixteen, you're jailbait, I'm confined

"Sax" solo

Now I'm in here, gonna stay
Now my cellmate is Michael J.
He creeps me out, he sings all night
His unmade up face is such a fright

Making the best - what you got me into
Getting a little behind
You're sixteen, you're jailbait, I'm confined
Can you find the missing link? I hope so.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Peregrin - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
That's great! I'm still laughing!
Guy - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
First you died (Equate this to going to jail) Next came hell. (Equate this to MJ for a cell mate.) Such a sad song... Very well done. I'm still chuckling as I write this.
Joelle - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA!
Michael McVey - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, I'm torn bewteen giving a 1 in the "funny" category because it ISN'T funny, or giving a 5 because it IS very good. Such is the nature of a parody about serious subject matter. Personally, I think the real rapists are the politicians who write the same laws and prescribe the same punishments for an 18-year-old boy with a 16-year-old girlfriend, and a middle-aged man who messes with 6-year-old boys. For such asininity, I say free all the men who were less than 5 years older than their "victims", and put the politicians in their cells to serve the rest of their terms. Then those politicians will get to meet some *real* child molesters, and then maybe they'll learn to tell the difference. Even so, it's best to "card" girls for sex, just like you "card" them when they want to buy cigarettes (by the way, did I ever tell you about the 16-year-old girl who accused me of sexual harrassment because I wouldn't sell her cigarettes without ID, and apparently the other cashiers at the store would?)
Adagio - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Rick!
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, Rick, a song for the (under)ages. Hey, does that "Michael J" cellmate do that Eagles parody, "The Best of My Glove"?
Rick D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, I have a 16-yr-old, and I wouldn't put it past her. I actually always thought this song was a bit "unappealing" even when Ringo sang it, and it was written by two Disney songwriters (Like "Let's Get Together" from yesterday) I just took it to an extreme conclusion. I was one of the many that looked at your "Uncle Albert" yesterday and didn't vote. I was confused not only by the typo you mentioned, but by the 10-yr-old giving birth. When I'm puzzled, I skip over and wait for comments to see if it's just me. I've stuck my foot in it before.
Johnny D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Wacky, wacky, wacky! You obviously have a fever - and the only prescription for it is - a triple-5 ... enjoy your well-earned medicine!
Jonathan C. - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Statutory rape usually isn't comedy material, and you did the best job possible with it. Another all 5's.
Michael McVey - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D., the part about the 10-year-old was made up, I am not aware of Jacko actually having a daughter that age, but it's just a slight exaggeration of what Jacko really does in his spare time. A little poetic license on my part. -- MM
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Three fives, plus one for being the best parody of the day, equals 16!
Rick D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Thanks all, this one scared me a little. But I seem to be writing within Chuck's guidelines. Haven't had him kick one out yet. One thing I've found here is, there's no figuring what is going to get attention. Some of my favorites (not just mine, but of you people) sit like a turd. Others that I think are gonna hit the cut-out bin get votes. That's why I spend a few hours a week going through the older stuff.
Billy Florio - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
Claude Prez - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one Rick; lots of killer lines. Also, anyone who hasn't yet needs to check out "Only Fourteen" by Bob Gomez.
Rick D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Already read it, Claude. (After I wrote mine, of course)
Spaff.com - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
From the rejected ideas list: "You're Pristine, You're Beautiful, and You're Nine."
Great job.
Rick D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe this "23" is the highest number of votes I've ever gotten. I think Johnnie D predicted it somehow. I find it quite humbling since I snuck in here fairly quietly and now feel like I'm among friends. I thought I'd run out of ideas a long time ago, but somehow this place is quite stimulating. Thanks Chuckie and all.
Michael McVey - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
spaff.com: "From the rejected ideas list: 'You're Pristine, You're Beautiful, and You're Nine.' "###### Yeah, I think it would be wise to avoid Michael Jackson songs for the time being (lol) -- MM
Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still a classic. Restoring my previous 5 vote.
Leo Jay - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The original's just creepy, this is hilarious...(ly creepy). Great stuff.
Adagio - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Restoring my vote...great parody!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I knew the OS to these hilarious parodies, I'm sure it would make them all the more enjoyable. (Not that 16 year olds aren't enjoyable enough on their own... ) I baked three 5s into a cake.
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's only creepy if Ringo sings it.
Johnny D - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) for some reason I'm seeing Ringo Starr, Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson all in the same cell - it's messing with my mind - 555
Phil Alexander - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I though I'd commented on this first time around... the answer is simple: fly to England, 'cause it's legal at sixteen ;-)
2nz - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Weirder and much, much funnier than the original, Rick. Sorry, I'm saving up to give everybody else in the tourney a witting comment and I... fine, I can't think of anything. There, ya happy? And don't let the latter part of this comment detract from my first sentance. That's still pretty much the only important one.

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