Song Parodies -> Give Me Some Pants

Original Song Title:	"Give Peace A Chance"
Original Performer:	John Lennon

Parody Song Title:	"Give Me Some Pants"
Parody Written by:	Agrimorfee

2, 3, 4
Now I'm talkin' 'bout
Laundry session, burglarism, clothes stolen!
Sadism! Derision! Nudism!
Need some intervention, yes'm, yes'm!

All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!

Now just gimme some
Clamdiggers, outfitters
Knickerbockers, hot trousers
Culottes, high-cuts
My size, button flys
"Good buys", he now cries

All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!

Now they're talkin' 'bout
Destitution, high fashion,
Tax evasion, high corruption,
Paris Hilton, television,
Iraq invasion
Divided nation!

All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!

'Cause I'm talkin' 'bout
Vanderbilt and Limited, Armani!
T. Hilfigger, G. Versace!
Levis Strauss and Ann Taylor!
Get a tailor!
Lane Bryant, Calvin Klein!
Get me into Calvin Klein!

All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
(Send it to the top of Bloomingdales!)
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!
(Sing one out for Marshall Field!)
All I am saying
Is give me some pants!....

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Tim Mayfield - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Clever outfits of laughter. I'm in stitches.

Phil Alexander - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Not 100% convinced on the pacing, but close enough for a 5, I guess as the content more than made up for it :-)

alvin rhodes - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

great job on a tough song.....you can't have my pants, but i'll leave ya some fives

Arwen - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL!! I love it, Agri...great title...great lyrics!

Johnny D - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I felt strangely atroused reading this ... ;-)

Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Seams to be a good one.

Ravyn Rant - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Imagine you've no trousers, and you can't find your fly, no pants to speak of...I'm gonna give you fives...

Sexy Sadie - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Don't worry. I've got some pants I could lend you. :)

Tim Hall - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Perfect fit!

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Song Parodies -> Give Me Some Pants

"Give Peace A Chance"

John Lennon

"Give Me Some Pants"

Agrimorfee

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