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Song Parodies -> "Phil Neville"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Turkey"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Phil Neville"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Thomson

The Lyrics

Even in these days of footballers getting stupid money, Man U thinking Phil Neville is worth 50,000 a week really does take the biscuit.
Phil Neville is useless
Oh yes and how
No good for England
Sven axe him now
We don't want him in our squad
We want Ashley Cole
Phil Neville's a millionaire
He ain't worth that no

Phil Neville is useless yes he is

He gets too much money
Oh how it's true
Alan Smith listen
He gets more than you
He ain't a great player
The worst in the team
And still Man U pay him
More per match than Roy Keane

Phil Neville is useless yes he is

Phil Neville is useless yes he is

Alex Ferguson
Squirming in pain
Sending on Solskjaer
Save us again
We had the great Jaap Stam
Why did we sell
I'll give you a mil a week
Get us out of this hell

Phil Neville is useless yes he is

(Alex Ferguson squirming ad nauseam to finish)

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