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Song Parodies -> "Beef Jerky"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Turkey"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Beef Jerky"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Feeling hungry,
Stumbling at midnight
Sleep in my eyes.

I am in the kitchen,
Fridge is empty,
I stumble to the pantry,
And what do I see?

Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.

My stomach is growling,
And it won't stop
Kitchen is empty
Call me a cop

All I have to eat is
some dried up beef
My stomach's saying
It provides some relief.

Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.

Four hours later
Hungry again
Stomach is growling,
Drives me insane.

Oh I'll go to the store,
When I have time,
I'll buy almost anything,
Even pieces of lime.

Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Oh - , oh - , oh - , oh...

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