Song Parodies -> Beef Jerky
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Turkey" |
| Original Performer: | John Lennon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beef Jerky" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Hall |
Feeling hungry,
Stumbling at midnight
Sleep in my eyes.
I am in the kitchen,
Fridge is empty,
I stumble to the pantry,
And what do I see?
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
My stomach is growling,
And it won't stop
Kitchen is empty
Call me a cop
All I have to eat is
some dried up beef
My stomach's saying
It provides some relief.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Four hours later
Hungry again
Stomach is growling,
Drives me insane.
Oh I'll go to the store,
When I have time,
I'll buy almost anything,
Even pieces of lime.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Oh - , oh - , oh - , oh...
Stumbling at midnight
Sleep in my eyes.
I am in the kitchen,
Fridge is empty,
I stumble to the pantry,
And what do I see?
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
My stomach is growling,
And it won't stop
Kitchen is empty
Call me a cop
All I have to eat is
some dried up beef
My stomach's saying
It provides some relief.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Four hours later
Hungry again
Stomach is growling,
Drives me insane.
Oh I'll go to the store,
When I have time,
I'll buy almost anything,
Even pieces of lime.
Beef Jerky is all I have to eat.
Oh - , oh - , oh - , oh...
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