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Song Parodies -> "Come to Jihad/ Pervez Musharraf"

Original Song Title:

"Come together"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Come to Jihad/ Pervez Musharraf"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We made this song up after Osama's 2007 video "Come to Jihad"
We have no mercy
we bomb big ass buildings
we got pilots license
we got student visas
we enrich the yellow cake
the U.N couldn't find it so they couldn't take

Come to Jihad
right now

we hide Osama
We store bombs and bullets
we never downblend
we got Uranium testing
we got homes beneath the sand
we are trying to restore the Taliban

come to Jihad
right now

we have video cameras
we shoot documentaries
we warn the people
we are coming
we got sheets for our bed and clothes
It don't matter where we choose to doze

come to Jihad
right now

we worship Allah
we wear flip-flop sandals
we got long ass face-beard
we ride camel horseback
we got robes down to our knees
one thing we can tell you is that you will not be free

come to Jihad
right now

We declare a holy war
on all Pakistanis
We hate their country
we want to take it over
we hate Pervez Musharraf
he's the one who seiged the Red Mosque

Russia won't give us sanctuary
come to where there's flavor
come to Jihad country

There's no safe place for me to hide
hundreds of US soldiers searching side by side

come to Jihad
right now

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
He care for Shiite
`Sama's toe jam butt call
He's a monky figure
Jews make Coca-cola

I just had to sing along with this one it is so good. Finely executed parody. I give this parody 5 Bismillahs.
John Jenkins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You cooked up a nice treat here, Baker. It's not PC, but I like the sheets/doze couplet.
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
As JJ said...not PC (thank you!) but very sharp. 555
Guy - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate PC - It's just so peesy. Stay non PC - it works for you.
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm another who prefers non-PC parodies... but two things didn't work in this one for me: one is that it looks like you've conflated all the different Muslim groups in (and around) Iraq - you've got bits of Iran, bits of Sunni and bits of Al Qaeda (and "restore" the Taliban to Iraq??). But the worst, most heinous crime of all: "Iraqis" is a plural - IT DOESN'T NEED AN APOSTROPHE. I was singing along thinking "Iraqi's ...what?". Other than that, kind of fun.
stuart mcarthur - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
without diving in to the content, I've gotta admire the choice of OS for this topic, Baker - absolutely perfect choice

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