Song Parodies -> Give Pizza A Chance

Original Song Title:

"Give Peace A Chance"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

  
Parody Song Title:

"Give Pizza A Chance"

Parody Written by:

Porkbeard

Please do not take this as a stab at John - I simply love pizza and wish to express my love in the form of song. Perhaps I'll record this one day in a pizza restaurant with the customers as backup singers.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Green peppers, onions,
Sausage, pepperoni,
Mushrooms, olives,
Bacon, extra cheese, some like anchovies.

We are just saying
Give pizza a chance
We are just saying
Give pizza a chance

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Chicago style, New York style,
Meat lover's, veggie lover's, cheese lover's,
Pan crust, thin crust, stuffed crust, bread crust, and no crust.

We are just saying
Give pizza a chance
We are just saying
Give pizza a chance

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Pizza Hut, Pizza Inn, Papa John's,
Domino's, CiCi's, Fazoli's,
Freschetta, DiGiorno,
California Pizza Kitchen.

We are just saying
Give pizza a chance
We are just saying
Give pizza a chance

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Eat-in, carry-out, delivery,
Buffet, homemade, pizza party,
Deli, heat-and-eat, by the slice,
Another slice, I want another slice.

We are just saying
Give pizza a chance
We are just saying
Give pizza a chance
(Repeat 6 times)
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John Barry - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Tasty and educational.
Steve K. - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Considering how so many old songs, including Beatles songs, get recycled into commercials these days, your idea isn't too far-fetched. Trouble is, you'll have to pay royalties to whoever owns the Beatles catalogue (or Lennon's solo catalogue) when your restaurant opens.
Porkbeard - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Very true, Steve. Royalties can be painful. I would just record it for fun.
Johnny D - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Make pizza, not war!

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