I remember when Mary Lou said,
"You wanna walk me home from school?"
And I said, "No, you're nude!"
I said, "I really must be gettin' home,
Wouldn't want my folks to see you, hon,
the way you're dressed...."
She said, "#&#&$ you!"

I didn't want to be her toy,
And she ran off to her homeboy,
And he said, "I'm gonna kick his skinny a55!"
I got angry and I flipped him off,
Then I blew my nose on my hanky cloth
And I threw it at her, and
I said "This one's for the lass!"

I said, "I don't like riders and tanks,
That's why I said no thanks,
You ho', you filthy ho'!
I don't like riders and tanks,
And I don't want no skanks to have me,
'Cuz all they do is make me po'."

Well, I think of that girl every now and then,
Yeah, she thinks she's such a ten.
I say she's a user,
And I ain't no fool.
I saw her today in her baggy pants,
She said, "would you like another chance?
I'll take you to the senior dance."

I thought about saying yes,
But my mind was working good I guess,
And I said, "I don't think so, dear."
She got mad and started to sass,
"Why do you have to be such an a55?"
And I said, "Let me make it very clear."

I said, "I don't like riders and tanks,
That's why I said no thanks,
You ho', you filthy ho'!
I don't like riders and tanks,
And I don't want no skanks to have me,
'Cuz all they do is make me po'."