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Song Parodies -> "The Long Wide Hummer"

Original Song Title:

"The Long Hot Summer"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"The Long Wide Hummer"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

The long wide Hummer
Wind blown hat.. hist'ry at GM
Rugged looks, sporty guy
Till gas prices soared high
And nobody was buy
-ing them

The long wide Hummer
A unique military car
The rich kid's fantasy
Status fades, now they see
What a monstrosity
They are..

Looks like a box of cheese
Wide and bleak and tall
General Motors has announced
It's end has come to call

No more..for assembly
And so..if you bought one
Save it, don't drive at all
Store in a stall
And someday..
That long wide Hummer
Will be rare and old
And a treasure, like pure gold

Precious treasure, like pure gold..

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Rob Arndt - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice!!! 555!!! But I'd rather have a GEFAS anyday: Scary, looks like a modern SdKfz 251 AND the German vehicle is not prone to IEDs with its architecture and models with EM devices to explode IEDs. US was offered this vehicle but it was rejected in favor of US-built Cougars and Buffalos which are still IED-prone!!! Gotta buy US just like when Congress stopped COlt from going under a third time by denying US troops the German-American HK XM-8 which all the troops loved. So now the Germans came back with the HK 416/417 in 5.56/7.62mm!!! SEALs can order custom HKs, but apparently not the rest of the US armed forces.
P Pete - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Gracias Senor Rob. You do know your military

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