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Song Parodies -> "Turban Rage"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Turban Rage"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here's a couple of classics of Sufidelic rock from Wahhabi guitar legend Dhimmi Hendrix; from his debut album "Are You Islamicized?' (Stop me before I pun again)
Turban rage, all in my brain
Saying things that don't seem quite sane
Acting savage and I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kill this guy

Turban rage all around
Don't know if the West will cower down
Is it speech .. or is it blasphemy
Whatever it is .. that 'toon
Put a spell on me!

Turban rage blinds my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me regressing on temporal lines
Is it tomorrow
Or just Mohammed's time

No help me, aw yeah
No No oh help me (Sacred Rage!)
It just goes on and on (Sacred Rage!)
It just goes on and on and on (Sacred Rage!) ....

And here's Dhimmi's classic Sufidelic anti-jihad Afghan war protest song


There must be some kind of blade over here
Said the Mullah to the Thief
There's too many contusions
I can't make this chop neat
Taliban, they stone my wife
Bombers scorch my earth
Nobody in this land of strife
Knows what a poppy is worth

No reason to get idolatrous
The Thief, he kindly spoke
There are moderates among us
Who feel that Shari'ah is a joke
But you and I, we've been through that
And this is not our faith
So let us stop chopping falsely now
My wrist is beginning to ache

Wa ALLAH's on the watchtower
As snipers kept their view
As unveiled women came and wept
And we stoned them too
Outside in the cold mountains
A Blackhawk did prowl
Two Warthogs were approaching
And the wind begin to howl

The word "dhimmi" is the Muslim term for non-Muslim who, by virtue of that fact, has second class status in a Muslim community

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callmeimpressed - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Gut-bustingly funny. You may have to go into hiding for this.
Callmelennie - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Maybe not for this, CMI, but wait till you see my next one on this topic.

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