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Song Parodies -> "Hey Moe"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Joe"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Moe"

Parody Written by:

Rick D

The Lyrics

This is a weird song, so it's a weird parody. I think another author here got to this title first, so I just tried to make mine different.
Hey, Moe!
Where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
Hey Moe!
I said where you goin' wit' that pie in your hand?
Alright, I'm goin' down to fix someone's wagon
You know the party upstairs? I need to smack a man
Whoo! It'll be a ball

Nyuk, Hey Moe!
That sure smarts with that cream up my nose
Right in the nose
Nyuk, Hey Moe!
That sure hurts with that cream up my nose
Just let me have a few of those, Ooooh!

Guess I missed, Knucklehead!
I was aiming for Larry Fine
For Larry Fine
Oh, I was hit, Puddin' head
And now I have some Boston cream pie on my mind
For I gave him the woiks and he got me!

Pie fight!
(Mmmmm, Hey Moe!)
You missed me and hit this old lady!
(Hey Moe!)
Ow, ow!
(Moe, what you gonna do?)
Oh, pie fight

Hey Moe, and how!
What's up with that seltzer now? What's up with that seltzer?
(Where's that gonna go?)
Hey Moe, I said
What's up with that seltzer now? What's up with that seltzer?

Well, moron!
It's going down your pants, watch you dance
Way down by your testicles, boy, feel good?
It's goin' way down south
(Hey Moe)
Way down where nothing I see
(Man, that's freezin')
Guess that's why my nickname is "Babe"
Ain't no condom gonna
(Hey Moe)
It ain't gonna stay very long on me
(Moe, what you doin'?)
Look at me I'm soaking wet now!
I gotta pee now!
Hey, hey, hey Moe
(Hey Moe)
You better hit the head!
(Where you gonna....)
Mmm, don't mind if I do! OW!
(Heyyy, Moe)
Did that hurt?
(Guess you better run....)
I stole one line from Jeff

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Since Larry's Moe Curly than Curly, and Curly's Moe burly than Moe, if Curly's head really was Curly, would Howard The Curly mow Moe?
norman the k - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
There was an old country song called "Hey, Joe", but it was re-done in the '70s or '80s (I forget) by Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley called "Hey Moe, Hey Joe". Maybe something could be done with this, regarding the Stooges.
Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A wise guy, hey? You know, George W. Bush is doing the job of three men: Moe, Larry and Curly. Or is that Chico, Harpo and Groucho? (Old joke.)
alvin rhodes - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
tough song to do but you pulled it off nicely....i love stooge parodies.. i've visited the graves of moe, larry, curly and front of curly's grave someone had taken small pebbles and spelled out "nyuk nyuk nyuk"
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... 5's for you...
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I Wrote This Song.
Rick D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, you wrote one with the same title, which I remarked on in the into. Sorry I couldn't give you proper credit, I get distracted sometimes when submitting.
Rick D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way, just because you made that claim, I looked at yours again. (I did read it before I posted mine, just in case) I challenge anyone here to find enough similarity to support your claim that you wrote my version.
Claude Prez - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I Read Them Both, And I Think GBHD Should Be Arrested For Wasting A Perfectly Good Parody Idea Plus What's With The Capitalizing Every Word? Oh, Yeah, Well Done As Usual Rick D.
Rick D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude. I just think if someone wants to make a bold claim like that, they should back it up. As far as I know, I've never stolen anything directly (At least not without admitting it) or been stolen from. Although I do get myself in trouble for pointing out similarities.
Claude Prez - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, sometimes it's the way it's pointed out that comes across as snotty. People seem to be getting better about it, though.
... - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
IDKTOS but I read it anyway because I like the Three Stooges. They're funny. And so is this parody.

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