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Song Parodies -> "Gerbil Maze"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Gerbil Maze"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Gerbil maze! In the end!
Ye shall not pass, my furry friend!
Smellin' funny, but I don't know why!
'Scuse me, while I sniff this guy!

Gerbil maze! In the rear!
I'm required to mention Richard Gere!
Oh Zen Master, of self-control!
Stickin' rodents...up your Buddha-hole!

(enlightened guitar solo)

Gerbil maze! In my--YOW!
Ooh I think I really "wrecked 'im" now!
You caught me doin', an heinous crime!
See you, tomorrow, for stuff the hamster time!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, it's what I thought it was about when I saw the title. Get help, Claude - you WACKY. 5-5-5
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh I think I really "wrecked 'im" now!
I've heard of this disgusting practice. Not sure if it's urban legend or fact. Wonder what PETA thinks of it? Yes and I agree with JD. Seek help Claude.
Guy - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That "wrecked 'im" line was unreal. LOL
neminem - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That was not at *all* what I thought it was going to be about. I liked my guess about science fairs more.
Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, Guy - that "wrecked 'im" line got me right between the puns.
2nz - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Lemmy-Winks!!! And if no one else watches South Park, I'll just say good job Claude.
Bob Gomez - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Claude, it's not exactly "I Am Into Great Weasels," but it's close enough. Excretiatingly good work. d;:^)
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Claude, there's just no way for me to "weasel" my way out of voting three "Fives" here! You might have to start looking into "Gherbal" medicine for a cure to this obsession (that's if you want to be cured).
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, et al; HEY, I just had a GREAT marketing thought: MEDICATED GERBILS!! You know, like coated with some sort of....uh...medicinal gunk to.....ah.....you know.....ah.....and.....uhhh......Well......you know......umm......Boy, am I one sick puppy! Never mind......
Doctor Proctor - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Preparation G
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Dr. Proctor, Prep G? YES!! Go get the gerbils and ramp up the production line!! Gerbil-loaders will be snappin' up those slick little suckers by the Gross. If the problem of harming the gerbils can be surmounted we could make a pile on this...Well make me a Republican!! Say Hallejlujah!!
Claude Prez - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny and Guy: Thanks, though I confess I'm pretty sure I got "wrecked 'im" from some joke I can't remember that involves the phrase "Damn near killed 'im". nem: But it WAS about a science fair project. I just got the CRAPPIEST GRADE EVER. Thanks to everyone else too and 2nz--South Park AND The Simpsons? Outstanding taste you have there; the two funniest shows of all time.
John Jenkins - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not sure what the connection is between Richard Gere and rodents, but you made it funny.
Claude Prez - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
To be fair, John, there probably is no connection but legend has it he, uh, went a little too fur this one time. But I checked a Buddhist website and was assured that as a devout Buddhist Mr. Gere has respect for ALL creatures EVEN GERBILS and would NEVER get his kicks as a human Habitrail so I guess that settles it. Thanks.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Strangely enough... IT WAS GROSS! A great title with some puns that really 'explored' the issue of rodential spelunking. By the way, 2nz, Lemmiwinks is worshipped down here! (No! Not for that reason!) 5s
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) See above....also, the "Buddha" verse is priceless!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Yuck!:)
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Have to admit, I expected worse =) Good job though
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(GROSSEST CONTEST) Gere'd up for this one, I see... 5's
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody
Christina - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You Are Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Ant - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't believe I never commented on this one before. Excellent work, Clawed.

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