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Song Parodies -> "Scuse Me While I Sniff This Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Scuse Me While I Sniff This Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm probably breaking some rule of comedy by revealing my best line outside of its context. But hey, I want to attract some attention and views so .... Opening guitar riff is so iconic and integral to the song I had to make it a lyric
(Da DAA .. Da DAA .. Da DAA .. Da DAA)
(Da da Daa DAAA .. Da da Da Daa)

Murky Haze all in my brain
Speaking things that dont seem quite sane
Acting creepy and I dont know why
Scuse ME while I sniff this guy

Murky Haze all around
Dont know if my Veep is black or brown
Are you Corn Pop; or a coke junkie
Whatever it is .. those blacks
Better vote for me

Murky haze in basement room
Dont know if its dark or noon
You got me showing enfeebled mind
Is it .. Wisconsin*; or just commitment time

No .. C'mon Man ... help me out .. Murky haze
(Heavy Haze!) You just go on and on about IQ
(Senior Daze!) Seriously, man C'mon
(Senior Daze!) So who's my VEEP, man
(Heavy Haze!) You're a lying dog face ..
(Gabby Hays!) When can I leave this basement

*Milwaukee, WI is the site of Democrat Convention

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Patrick - August 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Wasn't the mis-heard lyric "Excuse me while I kiss this guy (the sky)" the origin of AIR? Seems I read that somewhere, long before I began posting my own misunderstood concepts.
CML - August 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Mondegreens was (is) a consuming passion of Chuck's and the "Purple Haze" misheard lyric is certainly one of the most famous. BTW, I didn't make up the "Sniff this guy" line; I saw it on a Joe Biden "Sniff Meme" But I knew I could build a parody around it and that it would carry the whole song, even if every other line was sh*!

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