I’m glad that I’m a bat man
People I sink teeth into - what good fun!
Messed up an’ bit the tin man
I broke a fang, bet it will cost a ton

Tooth is now hurtin’, a crown is due
So now I’m phonin’ a dentist who
Will fix it in the mornin’ an’ clean the plaque off too

I’m glad that I’m a bat man
My fave are humans but some ain’t all that
Rate the odd bit of wee elf
I’ve drunk from goblins an’ the neighbour’s cat

I’ll spend some time huntin’ quarry that’s kin
I’ll drain my mother now, I’m piercin’ skin
From her neck comes a fountain but I’m sure the content is gin