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('Moo')
('Moo')
('Moo')

Right at the crack of dawn
well, I heard this sound
it woke me from my sleep, yeah
Was from my damn 'moo' cow
Yeah, what I heard was 'moo'
coming from my cow
Yeah, she went 'moo'
yeah, she wants hay
and she wants it now
{'Moo'}

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Spend a long time cleaning
cow 'poo' on the farm
It seems like cow poop covers
every inch of ground
Oh, I have to clean this place
and there's cow-crap all around me
Yes, there's cow 'poo' 'round here everyplace
all from that damn 'moo' cow
('Moo')
('Poo')

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Later on that evening
I went to buy some hay
The cost went through the roof
'Moo' cows would not pay
I gave this careful thought
and thus I did conclude, yeah
that having 'moo' cows would not pay
Was no way that 'moo' cows could pay
That with this new, high cost-of-hay
I did not need 'moo' cows
('Moo')
(Through)
(in your beef stew)

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