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Song Parodies -> "Stomach Is Queasy"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Is Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Stomach Is Queasy"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, I haven't posted anything lately. Been re-tooling and looking for new material. Noticed I had not done a single Jethro Tull song. One of my favorite groups, really. So here's my first Tull tune on amiright. Will any of you know this original from way back in the 60's? Only time will Tull (ohhhh...I couldn't resist)
Stomach is queasy what I had for lunch today
gave me the craps
My chicken was greasy, the cole slaw was brown
and the fries tasted bad
My guts are distended
abdomen's on fire
and my *ss has the runs
I hope these pills mend it
'cause this diarrhea is not too much fun
Stomach's queasy

(Instrumental jam)

Stomach now grieves me, I just cut some cheese
and it smells really bad
I stiffen my knees and I dare not release
'cause I might soil my pants
I curse and I moan
then I grunt and I groan
cause my bowels are too loose
The crud I set free
it was liquid, I see
it ran out me like juice
Yes, I'm queasy

(Instrumental jam to end)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I was eating, Paul..eeww! Reads good...got a midi?
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Hmmm...didn't check for a midi - maybe I'll try and make a track and send it to you a bit later today. Sorry about your meal.
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Bloody hell, Paul..you thought MY parody was gross? Takes one to know one mate :-)....I vaguely remembered the song, I was hummin the bits I knew and making up the rest. Good job 555
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
love that early tull...wonderfully disturbing parody here...5s...good to see you back, paul
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - Gross? Why, heavens no.... Thanks! Alvin, good to be back, I bet I missed a lot of good stuff. Oh, well, catching up should be good for some late-night entertainment for a while.
Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, I made up for the meal with chocolate. :D
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Chocolate - hmmm....Good choice.
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Got a MIDI for me, too, Paul? (good write and good read, so I went ahead and gave you 555 because of your well-earned reputation for crystalline pacing, and since the topic might attract you-know-who-poo - so I'll offset anything ahead of time!)
Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody and song!! It always lends something to the parody to have the music there, so I like it even better! 5's
Aoid - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
poo isnt funny & you've made me sick:/
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Thanks!, glad you liked it. Aoid - well, you know you are free to vote and comment as you see fit, but mr. natural does have a point. Nobody is asking you to love "poo/puke/fart/pee" or any other type of parody. But you ought to be fair about the scoring (or, as suggested, refrain from voting on those works). If you really don't think it's funny at all I can understand a "1" in that category, that's a subjective area and I can't and won't tell you what to think or like. But the pacing here happens to be virtually spot-on in my estimation and it's kind of unfair to trash someone's score in that area just because you don't like the subject matter. Happens that I put a lot of thought and effort into that area on EVERY song I submit. So do most of the other author's. Frankly, it's rather disrespectful for you to trash those effort so cavalierly. But, all that said, I guess I'll somehow survive the trauma. Anyway, you still get to do as you will and I'm free to tell you what I think about it in return. I'm making a bigger deal out of it here than it really is to me because the other comments lead me to believe you are doing this to a lot of writers. Under those circumstances I figure it's appropriate to step up and speak in their behalf as well as my own.
Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Hmmm...I wasn't aware there was an "anti-poo" crusader haunting excrementalry submissions. Not that it would affect my writing style or content. I welcome honest criticism and accept low voting scores since they usually represent honest opinions. BUTT I don't really sense all that much honesty in this reader's position. If I wasn't such a refined gentleman I would tell that person to kiss my poop-smeared....OH...wait, I'm not supposed to say that here, am I? OK, so I won't.. ANYWAY, you asked for a MIDI file, if available. Actually what I have done is create a vocal track to go with the original song instrumental. I've sort of "gerry-rigged" a set up that allows me to do this. The output isn't professional but I think it's not too bad and it's kind of fun to do. I'll go ahead and send you the audio file I created for this song.
The Great Karlando - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good Tull tune, I always like it when people go for the lesser-known tunes, rather than just making a lame attempt at somehting like Aqualung or Locomotive Breath. Good job.
Paul Robinson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Karlando - Thanks! "Nothing is Easy" is actually one of my favorite Tull songs. Just the double-meaning of the title (depending on how you accent it) has always given me a bit of a charge. Got another Tull number coming up tomorrow, too. I think that one will be a fun read (and sing-along) also.
Paul Robinson - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Poopie L, you are a naughty little provocateur, aren't you?

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