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Song Parodies -> "Go Grab Cialis"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Go Grab Cialis"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Hat tip to Patrick for the idea behind this. ...... What follows is Cialis's answer to Viagra's "Viva Viagra" campaign. The third stanza refers to the four hour erection problem that is more common with Viagra than with Cialis. Generally, no one who actually needs Viagra suffers this four hour problem; but if you don't need the stuff and you take a full tab, you could easily suffer this side effect
One pill makes you nauseous
And one blurs your eyeballs
And the ones the porn sites sell you
Don't do anything at all
So grab Cialis, now it's ten feet tall

And if you go dropping Viag
And a long wait makes you fall
Tell 'em a hooker smoking crystal meth pills
Has given you the call
To drop Cialis, so you won't be small

When men at the ER
Get up and tell you to go home
And they've just drained some kind of hard on
And your BP's running low
Go grab Cialis, and off you go

When blue pills and Levitra
Have failed you once again
And the wifey is walking bedward
And your manhood you must sustain
Remember what the ad house writes
When moment's right!
Moment's right!
You know, I once did have a need to go to the hospital because of a four hour erection. All they did was ask me my political affiliation. When I said conservative, they simply took me into a room with a big TV screen and played a tape of Rose Ann Barr singing the National Anthem (;-D)

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Chris Caillouet - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Such a perfect combination of O.S. and parody subject! I'd have kept the 'shroom reference in for metaphoric effect: "And they've just drained your throbbing mushroom" (but that's just 'cuz I'm such a fungi).
Austin Principalities - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Roseanne Barr naked on a cold day! Roseanne Barr naked on a cold day!
TJC - January 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I found this parody totally uplifting! (PS: don't go and get a 'big head')
Callmelennie - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot for searing that visual into my subconscious, Austin Principalities!! Now I'm going to have to drop three full tabs of Vitamin V just to overcome it. You know how s&*tty that's going to make me feel afterwards? ........... (And the answer to that rhetorical question is -- really, REALLY s&*tty)
Callmelennie - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
You're probably right Chris, you need a laugh line right there -- except mushroom is not a commonly understood euphemism for penis. I need to make one up that's close to mushroom -- man flute, bush tube, push tool ....... And hey, don't put yourself down by comparing yourself to a fungus; you're really a pretty fun guy
Patrick - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Glad I could help you erect this wonderful parody. I used to tell Tommy Turtle that I was a bit uncomfortable with risqué material. But, sometimes, it's just too funny to ignore. I think the medical term for the "malady" discussed here is "priapism". An affliction most folks would find as "hard" to imagine as copraphagia. I think I used the "Cialis, now it's ten feet tall" line in a "Dirty Dozen Medley" several years ago. You have certainly expanded the concept brilliantly. I've still got one line I'm waiting to spring on humanity, but it will have to wait until the moment is right. Jay Leno once used an image of Janet Reno to shrink Godzilla into a harmless gecko.
Patrick - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't look at porn sites, but a lot of generally male-oriented magazines, such as "Guns & Ammo" and "American Rifleman" do carry ads for most-likely bogus vitamins and similar supplements to "enhance" one's "performance". The line "don't do anything at all" resonates with me for a lot of non-prescription medicines.
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Patrick, speaking of Gun mag ads, do you ever read the Zombie Apocalypse ads for kits? They sell well in California. If you had watched "Fargo" the tv series, there is a scene in which Malvo buys pills from a sourceman in a van loaded with pills, electronic equipment, guns, edged weapons, and Zombie kits. In the upcoming. "Fargo" Season 2, Deputy Molly's father comes back home from Vietnam to wage war at home against the Mafia and a gang of thugs in the prequel series.
Callmelennie - January 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Rob ... Keep in mind that this a thread about chemically enhanced, old-man boners. So, let's not infiltrate discussions of weapons arcana here. Have some respect for the subject matter!! (;-D)
Rob Arndt - January 24, 2015 - Report this comment
CML... I WAS On-Topic... dontcha know that gun mag ads give some shooters a hard-on??? 😁
Giorgio Coniglio - January 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Isn't the language getting a little excessive?. I know that some of us here, like the esteemed entity "Pseudonym" and others, would hope that the site retains a broad appeal by avoiding going past acceptable limits. Taking humor seriously, GioLio..
Calmelennie - January 26, 2015 - Report this comment
You don't think turning Grace Slick's ridiculously overwrought anthem to LSD into a commercial for an ED medication isn't a serious attempt at humor, GioLio? I do. In fact i'm so sure of it, I'm going to perform it at a karaoke in a few weeks ........ On the other hand, you might be correct in saying that here has been a PATTERN of excessively crude material in the past week, so I will post accordingly. I'll hold off on doing "Viva Viagra" for a while, how's that?

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