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Song Parodies -> "Zamboni To Plow"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Zamboni To Plow"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

When the grooves are found
In the ice
And your rink ain't
Lookin' too nice

Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow

After many hours
Maybe it's time yes
Before ice (your ice)
Is (so) bloody red

Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow

Your ice
I say
Your ice
May look like sh*t
(Yeah) But in your head baby
I don't think you know the half of it

Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow

Deep ruts running
Ah running down your rink
And skaters baby
Think your rink's rinky-dink

Don't you want Zamboni to plow
Don't you need Zamboni to plow
Wouldn't you love Zamboni to plow
You better find Zamboni to plow

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Paul Robinson - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Been away a few days. Good job! 5-5-5 (Yes, I clicked the "Place Your Vote" button this time). Was wondering if anybody was going to do any Jefferson Airplane. I probably won't be posting any new stuff until after the Thanksgiving weekend. Happy Holidays to all!
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul - and Happy Holidays to you and yours, too!
Rice Cube - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, you wrote about my dream job :-)
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Rice Cube........Zamboni on, dude !
Leah Lockhart - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative, Johnny, love the theme! I used to have an English teacher that said, "there are only two things in the world people give their undivided attention to... an attractive member of the opposite sex, and a zamboni."
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Leah! Happy Thanksgiving!

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