One look makes you horny
And another makes you hard
And the boobies that she shows you
Has you crawling up a wall
Go do Alice
Have yourself a ball!

And if you go chasing tail
And you know you're on booty call
Tell the hooker on the corner
That you want to taste her all
Ball Alice
Until there's no money left at all

When cops on the beat
Come up and ask you what's up bro'
Tell them you just had some bad hair pie
And your feeling like your gonna blow
Go ball Alice
Before jail you go..

When reality and distortion
Are F'ing up your head
And the flashlight is shining on you
And the cop just thumped your head
Can't remember what that cop just said:
"Ouch my head
Ouch my head
Ouch my head"