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Song Parodies -> "Night Habit"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Night Habit"

Parody Written by:

Dennis Maria

The Lyrics

One look makes you horny
And another makes you hard
And the boobies that she shows you
Has you crawling up a wall
Go do Alice
Have yourself a ball!

And if you go chasing tail
And you know you're on booty call
Tell the hooker on the corner
That you want to taste her all
Ball Alice
Until there's no money left at all

When cops on the beat
Come up and ask you what's up bro'
Tell them you just had some bad hair pie
And your feeling like your gonna blow
Go ball Alice
Before jail you go..

When reality and distortion
Are F'ing up your head
And the flashlight is shining on you
And the cop just thumped your head
Can't remember what that cop just said:
"Ouch my head
Ouch my head
Ouch my head"

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Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny! Both bad & good, as a great parody should!!
UnKnownVotrix - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
shamefor, sir . . . although humerous !
Guy - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey - I like this number and I'm not just "Whorsin" around. Was it maybe an episode of "Cops" that inspired this? I could see a mental image replay of something from TRU TV along these lines. Well done. Have you seen Mike Hunt? Check my parody that posted on July 21st if you have not seen Mike Hunt. Hope you have some cash on hand because I've heard that the fine for solicitation is around $555.00.

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