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Song Parodies -> "White Rarebit (and it's not Welsh)"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"White Rarebit (and it's not Welsh)"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this one years ago about the business world.
An Armani suit makes you prosper,
Those budget ones make you crawl,
And those your mother gave you -
They're the worst of all.
Go ask Alice,
When she's not taking a call.

And if you go,
Chasing profits,
And you know you're about to fall,
Tell them a prominent new-age thinker,
Has given you the call,
Go ask Alice,
When she's behind the mirrored wall.

And when the men in the boardroom,
Get up and tell you where to go,
And your new computer software,
Just keeps a-scrolling along,
Go ask Alice,
I think she'll know.

When illogic, and distortion,
have all gone from black to red,
And the comptroller is chanting curses,
And the CEO is playing dead,
Remember -
What the door-man said:
"Get Ahead," (by any means possible)
"Get Ahead."
No, Gracie. There are no rabbit holes or strange pills that make you get bigger - even if there ARE pills that make you stupid enough to believe the corporate propaganda enough to act upon it unthinkingly.

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Meriadoc - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm sure everyone who works in a cubicle can appreciate it. Well, a big, expensive cubicle. :-)

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