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Song Parodies -> "Toupee"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I see this great old OS by the Airplane has only been used once before on the site.
Toupee…I think I need more glue
it’s down on the floor
Toupee…yes, being bald is screwed
I just can’t ignore

I’ve been thinking; it’s true
Hair’s fall – sigh, I am blue
Hair’s been thinning; boo-hoo
My bald spot now is showing through

Toupee…I wake up and I cry
It just looks so strange
Toupee…it’s time I realized
Not much hair remains

For my hair I mourn; it falls in my lap
And forms a pile
A full head I lust; my hairs I would part
Would look just right

Toupee…in the sink, I’ll wash it there
With real good shampoo
Toupee…it feels too tight, that sucks
I now must remove

With my head now bare, damn, my skull it hurts
I can’t wear ear muffs
Toupee does appear the worse for wear
Got dandruff and stuff

Jeez, fleas; itchy from these
I shake my head; hope that they’ll shoo
Damn things crawl and move
Bald; I’m screwed…

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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adagio - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Heard the song and it goes well with the parody. Good parody, Paul! I didn't know the toupees had dandruff and fleas (you're making that 5's
alvin - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
fits the wistful and mournful tone of the OS well....souds like it would be better to just be bald
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Glad you liked it ~ ~ ~
Ravyn Rant - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
As the only other poster who's done TOS, I applaud your effort. (*stands, applauds, waves at confused co-worker*) The "jeez, fleas" line made me giggle. 555
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn. Yes, and I really must apologize for not specifically mentioning your wonderful piece. You won't see me say this very often, but as much as I like my own effort here, I think your piece is far more profound and interesting. But hey, who'da guessed talking about "Liberating Freedom" could be more powerful than phony hairpieces? People should look up yours and take a read, even if they don't know this beautiful OS. Oh...yeah, the "jeez, fleas" was my Fav line, too.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
PS - guess I should have phrased it "Dreaming of Liberating Freedom" to be more accurate. Whatever, "Today" by Ravyn Rant to the OS of the same title is a wonderful piece. Emis. Look it up.
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
If you'd just borrowed AFWs Rogaine, this parody would be unnecessary, Paul....still, your writing here totally wigged me out. 555
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof ~ ~ ~
Ravyn Rant - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
That's so sweet, Paul! Thank you! (*blows kisses*)

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