One bill makes it bigger,
and one bill makes it small.
This is a not a concept,
when you can't count at all.

Just ask Alice, when she's at the MALL..

If you go on, with your bad habits,
we surley will be poor.
The stuff in the in walk in closet,
I can't even close the door.

Just ask Alice, 2 plus 8 makes FOUR.

One bill, is from Visa,
and Discover's in the mail.
One bill is from Amex,
your gonna, get me put in jail.

Just ask Alice, she say's "IT"S ON SALE"

One shoe is for Easter,
another is for Fall,
The cute little Summer sandals
don't even fit at all.

Just ask Alice, she say's they make her TALL.

One Bank, look at our balance
we can't make the rent.
I worked late extra hours
for a negative -7 cents.

Just ask Alice, she is so damn DENSE!

Her:
SCREW THE MAIL ! IT'S ON SALE !
Him:
MAKE MY BAIL, I'M IN JAIL