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Song Parodies -> "Bad Habits"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Habits"

Parody Written by:

Wild Man

The Lyrics

Financial Disaster for Shop-a-holic's
One bill makes it bigger,
and one bill makes it small.
This is a not a concept,
when you can't count at all.

Just ask Alice, when she's at the MALL..

If you go on, with your bad habits,
we surley will be poor.
The stuff in the in walk in closet,
I can't even close the door.

Just ask Alice, 2 plus 8 makes FOUR.

One bill, is from Visa,
and Discover's in the mail.
One bill is from Amex,
your gonna, get me put in jail.

Just ask Alice, she say's "IT"S ON SALE"

One shoe is for Easter,
another is for Fall,
The cute little Summer sandals
don't even fit at all.

Just ask Alice, she say's they make her TALL.

One Bank, look at our balance
we can't make the rent.
I worked late extra hours
for a negative -7 cents.

Just ask Alice, she is so damn DENSE!

Her:
SCREW THE MAIL ! IT'S ON SALE !
Him:
MAKE MY BAIL, I'M IN JAIL



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Diva - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I actually know a couple like this. Is this a parody about me?
Yoidy - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I can relate to this. I wish I could shrink my girlfriend's shopaholic appetite! Good stuff. And thank you for your support over the years. I really appreciate it. At the time, I was submitting my parodies while at work, so I didn't really have time to respond to any comments or read anyone else's parodies. I hope your work as a pirate is going very well. Take care.
Adagio - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice to see you again.

Diva, hi!

Good parody!
A. Person - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you think they'll actually come back? This parody is 3 1/2 years old already.

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