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Song Parodies -> "Some Food You Can Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Some Food You Can Gum"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

'60's Bands"...now may be eating...Food that's bland(or at least easily chewable). So 'Gum' along with me now on this "Periodontic Journey"...
When your teeth are gone; all bye-bye
And chewing food just makes you cry

Don't you want something you can gum?
Don't you need something you can gum?
Wouldn't you like something you can gum?
You'd better find something you can gum

In your chewing molars all the nerves are dead
And those dental visits; they fill your mind with dread

Don't you want some food you can gum?
Don't you need some food you can gum?
Wouldn't you like some food you can gum?
Shouldn't you find some food you can gum?

You'd like, I say, you'd like Roast Beef to eat
Yeah, but in your head, buddy, I'm afraid that you don't have no teeth

Don't you want some food you can gum?
Don't you need some food you can gum?
Wouldn't you like some food you can gum?
You need to find some food you can gum

Drool is running, yes, it's running down your chest
That food for babies; it sure makes quite a mess

Time to find some food you can gum
What you need is food you can gum
Shouldn't you stick to food you can gum?
Sure better stay with food you can gum

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Johnny D - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Jefferson Airplane parodies! Good job, PR.
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.
John Barry - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Tasty, tasty.
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB.
alvin rhodes - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
i really sank my teeth into this one...too funny....5s
Mari D - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
How appropriate! Good job! I wonder how many of them are gumming their food now...
Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin & Mari D - Thanks! Mari - Good question...hmmm...maybe there's a THEME parody thread forming here. Let me gum it for a while and see if anything digestible finds it way up to my brain.

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