When your teeth are gone; all bye-bye
And chewing food just makes you cry

Don't you want something you can gum?
Don't you need something you can gum?
Wouldn't you like something you can gum?
You'd better find something you can gum

In your chewing molars all the nerves are dead
And those dental visits; they fill your mind with dread

Don't you want some food you can gum?
Don't you need some food you can gum?
Wouldn't you like some food you can gum?
Shouldn't you find some food you can gum?

You'd like, I say, you'd like Roast Beef to eat
Yeah, but in your head, buddy, I'm afraid that you don't have no teeth

Don't you want some food you can gum?
Don't you need some food you can gum?
Wouldn't you like some food you can gum?
You need to find some food you can gum

Drool is running, yes, it's running down your chest
That food for babies; it sure makes quite a mess

Time to find some food you can gum
What you need is food you can gum
Shouldn't you stick to food you can gum?
Sure better stay with food you can gum