Flattened bust in Hollywood, gettin' part's a strain
These "A"s feel like I was short-changed by my genes
Actors like Vin Diesel want gals without a brain
So I took a cab on down to Dr. Green's

I pulled my charge card out, I hoped to pay manana
I was prayin' soft my boobies wouldn't lose
Bra-stuffin' diaper losing time, I was holdin' out that chest of mine
We were using every trick that doctor knew

Freein' them's a better job, now movies I can choose
Nothin' don't make nothin' money if they're not "D"s how now
And peeling down was easy porn, when those things I use
You know peeling down felt really good to me
Paid enough for me and my new double "E"s

From Catholic charm school to the California couch
My boobies shared the fortune and the show
Through all kinds of kinky, to the occasional "ouch"
Those boobies, baby, kept me in the dough

For since my silicone, lord, I don't regret a day
I'm looking for a home, and I know I'll buy it
What I've made off every new rental it's amazing what they'll pay
Just pretending that my body is supine

Freein' them's a better job, now movies I can choose
Nothin' don't make nothin' money if they're not "D"s how now
And peeling down was easy porn, when those things I use
You know peeling down felt really good to me
Paid enough for me and my new double "E"s

From the kentucky coal mines to the california sun,
Hey, bobby shared the secrets of my soul.
Through all kinds of weather, through everything that we done,
Hey bobby baby kept me from the cold.

Ooh ah ah, ooh ah ah ah, ooh ah ah, ooh ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah boobies are free
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah boobies are "E", ja!

Lord, I'm calling my lover, calling my man,
I said I'm calling my lover just the best I can,
C;mon who's my Daddy, now , use those boobies so free

Lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lord
Hey, hey, hey, boobies are free, lord!

Yeah! whew!