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Song Parodies -> "Freein' Boobs That Are 'E'"

Original Song Title:

"Me and Bobby McGee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Freein' Boobs That Are 'E'"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Flattened bust in Hollywood, gettin' part's a strain
These "A"s feel like I was short-changed by my genes
Actors like Vin Diesel want gals without a brain
So I took a cab on down to Dr. Green's

I pulled my charge card out, I hoped to pay manana
I was prayin' soft my boobies wouldn't lose
Bra-stuffin' diaper losing time, I was holdin' out that chest of mine
We were using every trick that doctor knew

Freein' them's a better job, now movies I can choose
Nothin' don't make nothin' money if they're not "D"s how now
And peeling down was easy porn, when those things I use
You know peeling down felt really good to me
Paid enough for me and my new double "E"s

From Catholic charm school to the California couch
My boobies shared the fortune and the show
Through all kinds of kinky, to the occasional "ouch"
Those boobies, baby, kept me in the dough

For since my silicone, lord, I don't regret a day
I'm looking for a home, and I know I'll buy it
What I've made off every new rental it's amazing what they'll pay
Just pretending that my body is supine

Freein' them's a better job, now movies I can choose
Nothin' don't make nothin' money if they're not "D"s how now
And peeling down was easy porn, when those things I use
You know peeling down felt really good to me
Paid enough for me and my new double "E"s

From the kentucky coal mines to the california sun,
Hey, bobby shared the secrets of my soul.
Through all kinds of weather, through everything that we done,
Hey bobby baby kept me from the cold.

Ooh ah ah, ooh ah ah ah, ooh ah ah, ooh ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah boobies are free
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah ah boobies are "E", ja!

Lord, I'm calling my lover, calling my man,
I said I'm calling my lover just the best I can,
C;mon who's my Daddy, now , use those boobies so free

Lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lord
Hey, hey, hey, boobies are free, lord!

Yeah! whew!


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Matthias - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Janis Joplin has some nice boobies, but I think the country singer you're thinking about is Dolly Pardon...
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
What a classic parody, 5's
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great story, wording, and "Sound-like" phrasing..
Rick D - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I just noticed I let a verse from the original slip in there. Oops. I guess I'm on drugs.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
That's a classic Hollywood story, isn't it? A poor girl who starts with two empty A-cups and works her way up to Ds.
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hate OS, love any decent parody of it, and this ain't decent, it's excellent. 555EEE
btw, maybe check out "fake knockers" by "TT", (so to speak)?

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