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Song Parodies -> "Pop, Pop, Pop"

Original Song Title:

"Stop Stop Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Pop, Pop, Pop"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A sad tribute to the oldest profession..
See the girl that's sexy in the city
She is just a whore
Arrow painted there on her navel
Pointing at the place to score

Walk the street say "Hey-ya-wanna-date-me?"
Special rate for head
Let her in and do it in the back seat
Why go rent a bed?

Now she is working, going for the big tip
Like a decent ho
Body moving, making it convincing
He's about to blow

Now he's gushing, flush with satisfaction
Yes, she knows her men
Dons her skirt, she's back out on the corner
Does it over again

Pop, pop, poppin' the peenies
Why are you here, Miss?
Pop, pop, poppin' the peenies
In a place like this?

Now she's eyeing all the traffic
Looking for her "John"
She knows some day she'll have to quit it
This life don't last long

Grosser grosser, she is getting fed up
Has no place to go
Same as when she came to this city
That's why she turned pro

Pop, pop, poppin' the weenies
Why are you here, Miss?
Pop, pop, poppin' the weenies
In a place like this?

Now she's older, knows many tricks now
Fetishes and kinks
Still she struggles, willing but not able
Drowns herself in drinks

Cops are coming now to arrest her
Tosses her in jail
Gives them some bucks and freebies
Now she's paid her bail

Cop, cop, cops, and their peenies
Just another day
Cop, cop, cops, and their peenies
They won't go away...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Mari D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I just lost a bet.
2nz - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And here I thought it was gonna be about pop-corn. Censor, shmensor, however I too am amazed this made it here, especially give the first couple of stanzas.
Dee Range - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad this made it through. 5's across
alvin rhodes - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect pacing, clever wordplay...gotta give ya 5s
Tim Hall - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This song has a Steely Dan quality to it.
Paul Robinson - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - I think I might have met this girl once before she turned "Pro". She had a "This End Up" tattoo on her *ss. Mari - did you bet Rick this wouldn't make it past the censor's? I won't ask how much or what the loser had to give up...Me, I'm giving up some 5's here, sir...
Mari D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that this one might go the way of "My Boy's Lollipop."
Meriadoc - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was gonna be about bubble wrap...! ;-D

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