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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Date"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Wait"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Date"

Parody Written by:

RobbieCawley

The Lyrics

how it happens i dont care
if its Painful or what i wear
i know today is taking me where it's meant to be

it doesn't matter where i go
all that matters is
for the constipation
to fall

wet ones goes by
who knows why

chorus: i cant Date until i get to Fart
i can't wait to be happenin'
oh whats it gonna take
i cant wait for the time to come
when i'll be Farting like theres no tommorow!
i cant Date!
(i can wait)
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
yeah it's....

everybody has their day
where they just dont seem to fart
and angels gonna smile on me Because they cant smell it!
cause any thing is possible no matter how incredible
you never know who
i might meet on this crowded street

life goes on
like a song
chorus: i cant Date until i get to Fart
i can't wait to be happenin'
oh whats it gonna take
i cant wait for the time to come
when i'll be Farting like theres no tommorow!
i cant Date!

I haven't got forever and i havent got all day
oooo i dont wont my world to stay the same
so where's that magic moment to carry me away

chorus: i cant Date until i get to Fart
i can't wait to be happenin'
oh whats it gonna take
i cant wait for the time to come
when i'll be Farting like theres no tommorow!
i cant Date!

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Chocolate Turtle - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
The title, "I Can't Date" is a great title, but the song would be better if it was about parents not letting a girl date instead of constipation. There is a time and a place, in my opinion, to use bathroom humor in song parodies, and if you use it in all of them, the funniness just wears off. At least that's what I think. It might not make any sense to you.
Krystle~ - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I like Hilary Duff, but I think she shouldn't sing. This song of hers sucks Good Job!
anti-CONSTIPATION - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
con.... cons.... cons.... CONSTIPATION?! YER MACKING FUN OF MY TROUVLE IN LIFE// YOU POO-T THE "ITCH" in ladklsajdlkashdlhASHlidhashdasBIAITCHSASD" diedie you cannot fly

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