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Song Parodies -> "No MILF Today"

Original Song Title:

"No Milk Today"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hermans' Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"No MILF Today"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

No MILF today, her husband's not away
I'll have to rent some porn, until next time he's gone
No MILF today, she's quite a lovely sight
I go to clean her pool, once kids are off to school

He'll never know, just why the thing's so clean
I'm there every day, that woman is a dream
He'll never go the places I have been
In the back door, and then I'm in between

No MILF today, I'll have to just lay low
His car in the driveway, he must be off today

Now all that's left is the work that is so boring
An ugly broad with a pool that's full of scum
I need a housewife who's into some whoring
Cute and kind of dumb

No MILF today, I wish it wasn't so
Her company is grand, likes any small demand

Each time I go, the faster goes my pants
It's just so naughty wrong, this little secret dance

He'll never know, the cause of wifey's smile
I'm there every day, that woman has some style
He'll never go the places he finds vile
In the back door, and then I clean the tile

No MILF today, she's gone and moved away
Their marriage now is torn, the sign is on the lawn

Now all that's left is the work that is so boring
An ugly broad with a pool that's full of scum
I need a housewife who's into some whoring
Cute and kind of dumb

Need MILF

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Olvan The Terrible - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I tri-fived you anyway because of the, heh heh, subject matter. I can just imagine Peter Noone singing this...
Phil Alexander - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, have you been spending time with JD, by any chance? Bin getting even naughtier...
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe Chucky doesn't know what the abbreviation stands for, or this would have been sorted out for whatfreaks.com

And I hope that Peter Noone ref wasn't a double joke halfly aimed at me?
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
clever concept..5s
Johnny D - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It stands for Modest Innocent Ladylike Females.
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Does Mari know about....your pool-cleaning business?? :-)555
Rick D - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you for that clarification Johnny, and Kristof, I quit that business when I married her.
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A nice clean parody!
PouPou - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
On a tous besoin d'une MILF!!
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Enjoyed it much!!!

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