-> "I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"
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Parody Song Title:
"I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have"
The Lyrics
I've hedgery that's shaped I have
Hedgery that's shaped I have, I have
Topiaries by the windows and doors
It's been curried into petit fours
Zoology in a-plenary (plenary!)
Please prune it to a filly or a lamb (or ram!)
I've a hedgerow grand managerie
Hedgery that's shaped I have
Secateurs, tame all the furze!
I've hedgery that's shaped I have
Hedgery that shaped I have, I have
Snipped bits varied: llamas, otters and boars
Cheetahs, parrots, wolverines and more
My a-moure's not for arbories (arbories!)
You couldn't sculpt a willow or an elm (no ma'am!)
I'll not raise houseplants, or fernery
Hedgery that's shaped's my plan
(Buzzing trimmer music)
I've hedgery that's shaped I have
Hedgery that's shaped I have, I have
Visionary is my little copse shorn
See lawn: garish shrubbin' trims adorn
A bevy lush is my greenery (greenery!)
Yew shouldn't shave my holly past a gram (oh damn!)
It's ornate and grand, my hedgery
Hedgery that's shaped I have
HEDGE-Y AIN' AW-RY!
Greenery (Scenery!) Greenery (Orderly!)
Hedgery that's shaped I have, I have
Venerate the hedge's my plan!
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