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Song Parodies -> "I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the VIII, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I wanted to add to the pile of this song for a long time, but didn't have an original angle....until now.
I'm goin' to donate, I am
Gonna 'jaculate into a can
I go over to the clinic next door
Where I've given seven times before
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am

(Second verse, lame as the first)

I'm goin' to donate, I am
Got a heavy date with my right hand
Spread those magazines all over the floor
There's some nurses that I just adore
I do the job of a honeybee (Honeybee!)
Pollinating every single Ma'am (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am

(you know what kind of organ solo goes here)

I'm goin' to donate, I am
Gonna help each gal who's undermanned
I limp over to the clinic next door
Now I've given twenty-eight times more
This town is full of my progeny (Progeny!)
Make a bit of money from each slam (wham, bam)
Got a little cup I go into
Goin' to donate, I am

I'm-D-N-A-Guy!
'seminate
'seminate
Gonna 'seminate each Ma'am, I am
Gonna seminate each Ma'am

Ah!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 28

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That kind of solo can also be refered to as a "stroke of genious"! Though it takes some 10-20 years to see if that was true.
John Barry - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Best send-up I've seen of this oft-parodied tune.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know what Mari thinks of this, but you'll always have a lot of pull on this site! Unless, of course, Chucky yanks it away. But he doesn't want to be a jerk, does he? OK, I'm done. I don't want to use all the good puns, 'cause then we'll all be going to seed. Besides, I wanna hear what Johnny D has to say about this one. As commentings go, his are funnier than most.
Airfarcewon - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You're Hank the Yank you are...and you have masterly whipped up an ex-spurt parodick version
Johnny D - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The legend lives on from old Scotland on down,
Of the donor they call "The High-lander".
Superior, it's said, are the genes that are spread,
When he gives his Claymore a slide-hander.
Adagio - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Good, if sick, one.
John Jenkins - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, particularly the organ solo line.
Guy - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - Jerked from the archives - good pick for Sep. SOTM.
Phil Alexander - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, come now, Rick... another one that deserves a big hand ;)
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Pollinating every single Ma'am...LOL!! 5s, Rick...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Don't have time to read it now... CHECK YA LATER. *crickets chirp off in the distance* Ahem, another classic from Rick D that really delved into the area of manual labour. 5s
Stuart McArthur - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I've never read better pacing than "Pollinating every single Ma'am (wham, bam)" - hilarious - 555
Paul Robinson - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SEPT SOTM) - Well, this is gonna grab a handful of votes, for sure. I'm surprised that nobody has called this one a "stroke of genius" yet in the above comments. So let me be the first. Great job, I'd give you a hand, but I need to find my latex gloves first. 5's...
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect, RAD. You are a consummate professional. I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Let's give him a hand!555
Steven Cavanagh - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) How many fingers? 5!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Just to clarify my horrendous attempt at a pun: 'JECULATOR. I'll go now.
Claude Prez - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Always was a spunky little number. So what's next -- "In This Town, I've Lots of Lovely Daughters"? Great stuff man.
Melhi - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- I'm rolling on the floor I am... funny, funny, funny -- until they hit puberty and start dating one another for lack of anyone else to date... then, not so much. ;)
martha - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
very droll Rick .. the last time Johnny wrote one on this subject like this it sparked the debate that led to the revival of whatfreaks! Jake your pun was superb!
Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good to see that Rick has come to grips with the subject matter. Well SHEESH, don't blame me, all the good ones were taken! ;-p
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious from root to tip ..er, I mean, from beginning to end. ;-)
2nz - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Lyrically, good take on the original, but personally this one just didn't rub me the right way. I think I just need a visual aid when I donate or something.
SEPTEMBER 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH SILVER MEDAL - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=2087;image
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"Organ solo" - heh heh. Still love it. Let me guess - you're your own girlfriend?
John Jenkins - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I still don't understand how people get paid for those donations, and (almost) nobody pays for high quality amiright parodies, such as this one. Still an entertaining read, Rick.
Johnny D - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTY) "Thank you for visiting the clinic, Mr. Duncan. Our clients greatly appreciate your donation. We hope you will come again."
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
"Second verse lame as the first" heh heh. Funny, funny stuff Rick.

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