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Song Parodies -> "There's a Kind of Mush"

Original Song Title:

"There's a Kind of Hush"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Kind of Mush"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This was me as a kid. Mom was a better cook than I gave her credit for.
There's a kind of mush
All over my plate tonight
All over my plate, I don't want to eat
What mommy has made

It's not cream of wheat
But it sort of looks like it might
Be almost alive, not gonna gulp it down
I'm way too afraid

So listen mother carefully
I know you're trying to poison me
With this glop
And you better stop

I sit here with mouth shut tight
And I won"t eat a single bite
Of this crap

Oh never oh never

There's a kind of mush
All over the floor tonight
All over the floor, you can hear the hound
Just lapping it up

Just lapping it up
Rick And Mari songs on

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute parody, great pacing - practically sings itself.
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
On the one hand, I was disappointed that the title didn't refer to the Carpenters' songs. They even turned this one into mush!
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
On the other hand, I can totally relate to the topic at hand. All fives.
Jay W - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
From the title, I expected a parody about maudlin Christmas marketing. Oh, well, nice work anyway.
Guy - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a mushy song. And I wouldn't eat it either. 5 bowls of mush for you sir.

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