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Song Parodies -> "Dominican Player"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Dominican Player"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Alex Rodriguez.
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids,
Dominican player, Hall of Famer voids,
Dominican player, gonna mess your bod,
Dominican player, you won’t get the nod.
Say S
Say T
Say E
Say R
Say O
Say I
Say D
S,

Dominican player, all juiced up on roids
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids
Dominican player, all juiced up on roids

Domincan player, get a hit for me,
Dominican player, autograph for free.
At 30 million a year for you,
You’re now deserving of every boo.
A proven liar on Katie’s show,
The Hall of Fame is where you won’t go.

Dominican player, listen what I say.

Dominican player, quite the handsome guy,
Dominican player, not American Pie.
When that Madonna was on the loose,
Your ball and chain prepared the noose.
Broadway lights draw many flies,
Like an In-N-Out burger with greasy fries.
Now player, I said make the play,
Dominican player, listen what I say.

Dominican player, you got a big ole family,
Dominican player, you think you’re big and manly.
When other players can’t make the cut,
Cousinly injections in your butt.
I don’t need no 3rd base seats,
I’ll stay home and watch old repeats.
Broadway lights draw many flies,
Like an In-N-Out burger with greasy fries.
Now player, you’re a famous cheater,
Dominican player, a Baby Ruth is sweeter.

Go, get another shot, get another shot
In your butt butt butt
Can’t watch you, player
Cant’ watch you, player
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
You’re no good for sports
Like McGuire, Sammy and Bonds,
I’ll watch my Stooges’ shorts,
While you inject your magic wands.
You know you’re gonna leave,
You know you’ve got to go,
You know you’re gonna leave,
You know you’ve got to go,
Adios, Dominican player
Adios, Dominican meathead
Adios, Dominican cheater…

CopyRight 2009 Jim Rotondo Soon to be a video and hopefully on "Mike & Mike in the Morning".

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Mark Scotti - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Fits very well with my entry today. Hilarious!
alvin - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
retains the bitter tone of the OS quite well
Jim Rotondo - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, and quite the coincidence Mark, too bad A-Fraud's out for a few months.
Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Homer stats can hypnotize, but A-Fraud brings red to my eyes!

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