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Song Parodies -> "By the Time I Get Some Kleenex"

Original Song Title:

"By the Time I Get to Phoenix"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"By the Time I Get Some Kleenex"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

By the time I get some Kleenex I'll be dripping
I'll have a wad of snot hanging from my nose
We're completely out of paper towels and tissues
Guess I'll stand out in the yard and use the hose

By the time I stop this sneezing, I'll be desp'rate
I'll be using unmatched socks and underwear
And I haven't done the laundry
And it's pretty gross in there

By the time I make a booze run and get Kleenex
Hope my nasal passages will clear
And a couple Benadryl to stop the hacking
My allergies act up this time of year
And there's nothing that can't be fixed by beer
Drip Drip Drip

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Diva - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
He he he Johnny. Thanks for your light hearted refection for allergy sufferers everywhere.
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Tee hee... I know where the kleenex went: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulsimon44.shtml
Jan Unwin - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothing to sneeze at. 5-5-5
Guy - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was snot funny. I mean really snot funny. Well done.
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee! Now I feel like sneezing. 5's
Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Diva - I'm glad you liked my parody! I posted it under Rick Duncan's name just to be funny.
Tim Hall - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Gesundheit!
Rick D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That's okay Johnnie. Now that we're songwriting partners, people think we look alike.
Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, if people are going to confuse me with another parody writer, I'm proud to "be you".
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...that was sneaky! :D
Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Truth be told: I, Johnny D, did not post this parody. Rick Duncan, or someone else other than me, posted this parody. I was just joking about this being one of mine, folks!
Angry Write Mail - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You can't fool us, Johnny. You're so modest! Great job.
Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Angry Write Mail, I thank you on behalf of Rick Duncan, who is the real author of this parody.

Hey Rick, help yourself out here - speak up, dude!

Dear Readers - please feel free to give me the credit for this wonderful parody if you must - but it's Rick Duncan's creation.

That's all I'll say on the matter. Rick, it's up to you - this one's yours, after all, not mine.
David Chrenko - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and Runny, Rick. So, what do ya call Kleenex after you've used it - Dirtyex?
Angry Write Mail - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Just tugging your toga, Johnny. And speaking of toga's, the sleeves are usually big and soft, should Rick run outa Kleenex.
Mr. Kleen - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Greenex
Cap'n Ahab - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
Sam I Am - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't use Kleenex, I use eggs and ham.
Green-Eyed Lady - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for sneezing right in my eyes, Regis.
Diva - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sorry.... RICK!!!
My apology ... Please accept
Too many D'S I guess
Birgitta - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I really like this! Nothing like a good wipe. = )
Rick D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together......
Meriadoc - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, whoever wrote it - it was good!
John Jenkins - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll drink to your last verse.
John Entwistle - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
"And there's nothing that can't be fixed by beer" ...absolutely true in my experience. Hey, no "Wichita Lineman"? Don't you work for........sombody or something that has to do with.....uh, lines?

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