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Song Parodies -> "How Do They Do It? (An Anal Exam Song)"

Original Song Title:

"How Do You Do It?"

Original Performer:

Gerry and the Pacemakers

Parody Song Title:

"How Do They Do It? (An Anal Exam Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I recently had one of these. Johnnie D just submitted one yesterday with the same theme, but if I wait a respectful grace period, you all know what happens.
How do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you how
Put a tube in intestinally
And you holler "Ow"

How do they inspect 'em rectally?
I'll tell you what
Hold your nose, take a hose and it goes
Right into your butt

They say that they have to look in there
Check for polyps
Maybe worse-oh
But it's hard to be suave and debonair
When you do the wrong kind of
Hittin' on the nurse---So

Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you

(loud organ solo)

The procedure may be somewhat extreme
On the good side
No incision
On the bad side you go into a dream
One where you have somehow
Gone to prison

Why do they do colonoscopy?
I'll tell you true
It's so doctors can buy a new car
As they give it to you

It's so doctors can buy some new clubs
As they give it to you

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know 1 can hear you dream - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
(loud organ solo), does that mean what I think it does? I guess so.
Johnny D - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick - great parody - I think it's great to be able to enjoy reading parodies of different songs on the same topic. Yours is a triple fiver, dude - well done.
Rick D - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks JD. I like yours too.
Paul Robinson - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D (and Johnny D) - read 'em both. boffo. 5-5-5's again. could be a real shitty subject if you didn't follow the pre-exam procedures properly, though. Happy Holidays!
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Stumbled across this one whilst browsing Rick, sorry I missed it first time, great job. I laughed a lot. BTW, you were on 9 straight 5-5-5's prior to my vote.
Steve Rosenbach - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Rick - one of the most brilliant parodies I've ever seen! I love the original song to begin with, and you've done it great justice. Also, as an over-50 male, I relate to this quite well. I'm gonna sing this as I prepare for my 3rd procedure later this year ;-)

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